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The following is loosely based on a true story:
chris2218 was walking along one day, bending over to pick pink roses as he does so often, when he noticed a small little bug nearby. He spoke to the bug (at least he thinks he did, but we're never sure what type of problems us Ego404 players have), asking it "Hello Mr. Bug, what is your name?"
The bug turned, and as it turned, it revealed the face of all evil. A face which has haunted chris2218 since that very day, and to this point has not left him, even in his dreams. The face...of barb-nobling.
You see, that was no ordinary bug. It was a "NoMan" bug. The NoMan bug spawns from random mass-recruitment in Tribalwars, and manifests itself upon barbarians, weak players, and internals. This NoMan bug in particular was created by vvv66 (the original owner), and had grown well past its allotted size. So chris2218 rushed home, and came back brandishing a bat; his old "Ego!" bat. However, the Ego! bat proved to be unable to reach the bug, despite coming so close. "Why can't I harm this bug, he wondered?" It was then that the all-powerful, magnificent, and amazing Or-el (otherwise known as yours truly) appeared to him, saying "Beware, for this bug is protected by a shield. A shield known as...BJ".
It was then chris2218 knew what he had to do. chris2218, along with his Ego! bat, sat in deliberation for days upon days, while the NoMan bug grew, gorged itself, and evolved into a LGN beetle. This beetle, far larger and more annoying than a NoMan bug, began to become bold, though far less powerful. To combat this, and to decide how to best proceed, chris2218 took his Ego! bat and jammed it into his computer screen. You'd expect that the result would've been like the result of the .gif below, but I suppose some things don't happen the same every time.
The screen, instead, popped out a 404 Error, which strengthened his bat as it joined forces with it. The new Ego404 bat was wielded by chris2218 himself, and when he went to confront the LGN beetle, he smashed through the BJ shield and the LGN beetle, ending them forevermore.
And so, the world was saved from another plague. There was then a party, in which chris2218 became very intoxicated:
Oh, I almost forgot, we were declaring on ~TAC~ too. Um, this is rather awkward. So yeah, we just don't like you. Sorry ~TAC~.
And if you're wondering why we declared on you instead of seeking diplomacy, BJ, look no further. Your own member has provided the answer!
vvv66 said:
Proof. Clicky!
What? We haven't won the war yet? What do you mean we haven't even run a first wave? Ridiculous. Oh well, at least the first 24 hours after dropping the NAP in which we treated them as any other red dot wasn't too bad:
Side 1:
Tribes: Ego404
Side 2:
Tribes: BJ
Timeframe: 24/07/2011 21:12:00 to 25/07/2011 19:04:56
Total conquers against opposite side:
Side 1: 5
Side 2: 0
Difference: 5
Points value of total conquers against opposite side:
Side 1: 42,588
Side 2: 0
Difference: 42,588
Tribes: Ego404
Side 2:
Tribes: BJ
Timeframe: 24/07/2011 21:12:00 to 25/07/2011 19:04:56
Total conquers against opposite side:
Side 1: 5
Side 2: 0
Difference: 5
Points value of total conquers against opposite side:
Side 1: 42,588
Side 2: 0
Difference: 42,588
Guess we can throw another party when we've won the war (and make no mistake, we will). And chris2218 can have his fun again:
. The first was the hardest because I had to take the image, rewrite it all, make it look legitimate and real, and then make it funny