"Hello this is innogames and we would like to introduce our newest unit the Bicycle nobleman, he is 3 times as fast as a normal noble man but only lowers loyalty between 10-20."
"The moment you forget to send the lc with your nuke"
Bike: "You LC can go ahead, I will stay back and scout to see how you guys did, good luck!"
Horse: "Wait, you should go ahead so that we can see what is defending!"
The new recruit thinking to himself, "Oh no, oh no. This is bad. I knew I should have gotten the horse! Uuuuhmm, must keep body straight and chin up. Act like nothing's wrong. ACT LIKE NOTHING'S WRONG.."