DeletedUser
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Like Every World, World 3 Should Have This. I Just Put It Up For Preparation 
Just Post Any Funny Mails You Get Here!
Just Post Any Funny Mails You Get Here!
DeletedUser1093
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Not actually funny, but no doubt somebody will recieve this mail and find it funny so post it here. I figured i might as well beat them to it.
somebody said:
DeletedUser
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I don't get it -.-'
DeletedUser
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This world starts in 2 weeks, and you are creating this thread?
DeletedUser
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This world starts in 2 weeks, and you are creating this thread?
Preparation Is Key
DeletedUser
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he just wants his thread to have posts
damn nub
damn nub
DeletedUser
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Shh Noob
DeletedUser
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DeletedUser
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he just wants his thread to have posts
damn nub
And you are only posting here to get a higher postcount
DeletedUser
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And you are only posting here to get a higher postcount
every one of my posts has value coming out the kazoo tyvm
DeletedUser
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my Henchman = Dejan
lulcats
ps2guy1 on 23.03. at 16:39
Hello good sir, if you are reading this now the first thing you want to do is sit down and stay calm. Yes, stay calm. That means DONT PANIC!
This is a simple instruction yet it is easily forgotten amidst the many going ons of our life, i will however bring it upon myself to repeat this instruction throughout this mail.
DON'T PANIC!
Ahh, there it is. Now that I am confident that you won't forget this (let's be serious here, a monkey with a screwdriver for a brain would be able to follow it) I am able to continue with my ever so awesome mail.
DON'T PANIC!
Now, onto business. I started this world with great hopes of barb nobling and mass recruiting! I had a dream, a glorious one where we could all live in a world of endless barbs where everyone could hug with no judgments made. However this was not the case and you had the unfortunate luck to have started this world two squares next to me.
DON'T PANIC!
You must keep in mind that not only do I know a thing or two about this game (well it's actually more like three things) but I actually know how to apply them and I'd hate for you to suffer the consequences of not restarting.
DON'T PANIC!
Oh, did I forget to mention that? Yeah you're gonna have to restart, but don't worry! It's only the first day! And statistics show that people who don't experience my massive spear nukes first hand are 25% more likely to survive their first month in a new world!
DON'T PANIC!
In short, you're going to have to restart if you don't wish to be scarred for life, you see my spear fighters are really quite indecent, rude if I may.
DON'T PANIC!
If you want to relate this to anything, relate it to shaving a headless two-headed llama. You wouldn't shave it without your trustee monkey henchmen nearby would you? Just as you wouldn't start a new Tribal Wars world without restarting before the might of the Spam King!
DON'T PANIC!
I don't know if that made sense but it should have, if you have any questions please don't hesitate to mail me back (as long as you aren't panicking) and don't forget to restart! Preferably on the other side of the world.
DON'T PANIC!
Thank you for your time and once again don't forget to restart as the only alternative is to mass recruit you into my tribe.
DON'T PANIC
If you do not know what restarting is or are scared to go look for it never fear! The Spam King is here! Click this link and enter your secret combination of letters numbers and/or symbols (aka the password) and BAM! You're all set to go.
DON'T PANIC!
Happy Spamming,
[player]ps2guy1[/player]
Spam King
Dont-Panic? on 23.03. at 17:04
I certainly wont panic and i will never restart because of a noob that mails me but thanks for the entertaining noob mail.
ps2guy1 on 23.03. at 17:07
Entertaining noob mail?! I'm offended!
Do you know how many hours i spent laboring over this work of art! Sweating over every syllable! And you write it off as a noobish mail!
That's crazy, prepare yourself for my spear nukes >:]
Dont-Panic? on 23.03. at 17:08
will be happily waiting
ps2guy1 on 23.03. at 17:14
I see you're advertising my mail, thanks for the publicity!
Dont-Panic? on 23.03. at 17:20
your quite welcome
ps2guy1 on 23.03. at 17:21
I expect 100% revenue from the daily fee.
Dont-Panic? on 23.03. at 17:22
dude just quit this world....
ps2guy1 on 23.03. at 17:23
And end my legacy? I don't see that happening.
ps2guy1 on 23.03. at 17:37
You sir, have said bad things about my henchmen.
The time is coming.
Dont-Panic? on 23.03. at 18:20
huh i never said anything about your so called henchman i said you were a noob but you already no i said that lol
ps2guy1 on 23.03. at 18:22
My henchmen are like extensions of myself, you insult one of them you insult all of us.
lulcats
DeletedUser
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He did say bad about me. I just "quit-this-world-and-don't-panic" mailed him :S
I just "quit-this-world-and-don't-panic" mailed him :SDeletedUser
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my Henchman = Dejan
lulcats
That wasn't even funny.
DeletedUser
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im just a normal guy trying to keep this epic thread alive
and im quite proud of that (improvised) mail
and im quite proud of that (improvised) mail
DeletedUser
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im just a normal guy trying to keep this epic thread alive
and im quite proud of that (improvised) mail
You'd be proud of finally being able to bend down far enough to pick a dollar bill off of the floor...