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DeletedUser

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I just had to share this with you guys.

just a try today at 14:54
I have 20 internals yet I only have 15 villas how does that work?

Teach your 'friend' some maths

ice spike today at 14:52
Havent posted anything else since the stats. Never joined externals so thanks for the run down (i dont care).

You try and spread fear to those who will listen, and apparently my friend has informed me you have 20 internals..nice.
 

DeletedUser

Guest
ice spike said:
Hmm, nice barb nobling my friend.
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I still have better war stats than you. When was the last time you took an Inc player? I also find it amusing that you say 'nice barb nobling' when your co-leader is the master of barb munching. What does that say about your comment?
 

Deleted User - 419875

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Keep this thread on topic and it is funny in game messages!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you.


dan the ming said:
I still have better war stats than you. When was the last time you took an Inc player? I also find it amusing that you say 'nice barb nobling' when your co-leader is the master of barb munching. What does that say about your comment?
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DeletedUser

Guest
This is a bit old but we had fun with this random conversation from a WET player.


Incomingx2 Dec 20,2013 03:44
How much for an umbrella?




Joel


Incomingx2 Dec 20,2013 15:27
Not for sale?


Joel


o great one Dec 20,2013 15:59
Apologies, I got distracted by some thunder.


Im curious as to why the request?


Incomingx2 Dec 20,2013 16:08
Because its raining obviously.


200


Incomingx2 Dec 20,2013 17:31
I melt in the rain. I need protection.




Joel


o great one Dec 20,2013 17:52
It's only a light shower. You will only partially melt. Tonight it's partly cloudy with 20% chance of rain. Lows in the mid 40's tonight.
No worries, sky will be clearing up tomorrow winds to the west.


Incomingx2 Dec 20,2013 17:55
But none of us own an umbrella, and we don't want to get [ally]Wet[/ally] (No pun intended)


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o great one Dec 20,2013 18:21
I shall contact the umbrella warehouse and place an order for you.


Incomingx2 Dec 20,2013 18:43
But what is the cost? Is it preorder, or C.O.D.?


200


o great one Dec 20,2013 20:25
Is this for you or for your company?
There is a discount for group sales.


Or are you a non profit organization?


Incomingx2 Dec 20,2013 20:25
We are a non profit, for profit organization.


VMP1


o great one Dec 20,2013 20:28
Ah, that will raise the cost. Those tax forms get very complicated.


Incomingx2 Dec 20,2013 20:42
We have a secretary who is quite adept at such things.


VMP1


o great one Dec 20,2013 20:50
Great. Once you place your order I will give you a quote.


Incomingx2 Dec 20,2013 20:59
We'll take one. A black unit.


VMP1


o great one Dec 20,2013 21:06
10k of each resource.
If you want to upgrade you could get 3 for 28K of each resource. That way none of you would melt.


Incomingx2 Dec 20,2013 21:10
Thats quite expensive. I have a guy in the warehouse department who makes them much cheaper.


VMP1


o great one Dec 20,2013 21:19
This is the deluxe umbrella. We can not sell lower. We offer free tech support. Those little buggers can be complicated. You wont find that from your warehouse guy.


Incomingx2 Dec 20,2013 21:21
I was under the impression that an umbrella was a simple thing. Can this umbrella be used to play tribalwars?


VMP1


o great one Dec 20,2013 21:24
Absolutely. It keeps the troops from rusting.


Incomingx2 Dec 20,2013 21:29
How is its sniping? How does it farm? Or will it just protect from rain?


VMP1


o great one Dec 20,2013 21:33
Its not intended for farming. It can snipe if used correctly on an unsuspecting noble.
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DeletedUser

Guest
Now that I like. Thank you for sharing that with us. Good humour guys
 

DeletedUser4881

Guest
Hey, what can I say. When we get bored, we stoop to some pretty low levels lol.
 
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