Funny mails

[DeletedUser]

Actually, if you replace them with words that aren't profanity, I don't mind. For example, instead of (and this is just an example, so don't take it as something you should do) "Me: I'm very sorryh i wont attazk u gain
Him: You ******* retard you killed all of my troops
Me: Oh okay, then Ill keep farming you."

You can put:

Me: I'm very sorryh i wont attazk u gain
Him: You dumb person you killed all of my troops
Me: Oh okay, then Ill keep farming you.

It's nicer, gets the point across that he's angry, and is still funny to read.

 

[DeletedUser2069]

Blocked me I only wanted my cookies :S

here i messed with him further he stopped replying

Old School Perv today at 00:13
Hey gimmi back my cookies
Those where my favorite kind

Old School Perv today at 00:47
Why you got to be like that at least say your sorry for stealing my cookies

RedAlert today at 07:01
Whats the matter with the cookies mate?

What do you want?

Old School Perv today at 11:00
I just want you to say sorry for stealing the cookies

Old School Perv today at 17:52
Your so mean
Im telling my big brother on you
Cant even say your sorry to me for hurting my feelings when you stole my cookies
My big brother will beat you up

RedAlert today at 17:53
I loved eating your cookies lol

Old School Perv today at 17:54
Why are you such a big bully what did I do to you

My big brother is 18 and will kick your butt
You better say your sorry for my cookies right now

RedAlert today at 17:59
What are you talking about mate?

Old School Perv today at 18:07
Im talking about you being a big bully and taking my M&M Cookies

and if you dont apologize im going to tell my big brother and he will kick your booty

RedAlert today at 18:09
Give some M&M cookies to me to mate lol.

So whats happening mate, are you just getting bored of staying alone lol and you are mailing me?

Old School Perv today at 18:11
Im mailin you cause you took my cookies I want them back and I want a apology for taking them

Do you think my nipples stick out to much in this shirt

RedAlert today at 18:14
What cookies are you talkin about lol?

Old School Perv today at 18:16
The ones that YOU took why would I mail you about cookies if you didnt take them

and what about my nipples

RedAlert today at 18:19
How old are you mate?

RedAlert today at 18:19
Beacuse to me seems like just 3 yo lol.

Old School Perv today at 18:20
I wont answer your question cause you wont answer mine

You tell me what you think of my nipples in this shirt first

You cookie stealer say your sorry

Old School Perv today at 18:36
why you not answer me now?

 

[DeletedUser]

Been talking to that RedAlert fellow. He seems like a nice guy, but I've noticed that his grammar decreases dramatically over time.

That happens to me when i'm tired.

 

[DeletedUser]

Actually, if you replace them with words that aren't profanity, I don't mind. For example, instead of (and this is just an example, so don't take it as something you should do) "Me: I'm very sorryh i wont attazk u gain
Him: You ******* retard you killed all of my troops
Me: Oh okay, then Ill keep farming you."

You can put:

Me: I'm very sorryh i wont attazk u gain
Him: You dumb person you killed all of my troops
Me: Oh okay, then Ill keep farming you.

It's nicer, gets the point across that he's angry, and is still funny to read.

True.but how will you edit this:
yes we can. but have you a big ****?

Yes we can. but have you a big Banana?

Aenima on 18.07. at 18:13
Four players for an account?
Thats not fair dude

Noise on 18.07. at 19:30
deal wiv it

 

[DeletedUser]

There you go, you figured it out yourself . If you can't edit it, then don't post it. Simple as that.

 

[DeletedUser]

Message title as 'attacks'

Citizen Soldier today at 12:07
can you find somone else to mess with

Free Hugs today at 14:01
No, restart.

 

[DeletedUser]

soccergods2 on 19.07. at 19:29
Would you guys mind answering a question. Whoever answers this, please state your name so i know who it is since there are many of you.

Noise on 19.07. at 20:20

Go Die

soccergods2 on 19.07. at 20:24
Why?

soccergods2 on 19.07. at 20:26
Did i offend you?

Noise on 19.07. at 20:29
Where´s the 'Don´t like Button'?

soccergods2 on 19.07. at 20:30
What did i say?

Noise on 19.07. at 20:32
Mmhhh... let me think

soccergods2 today at 19:29
Would you guys mind answering a question. Whoever answers this, please state your name so i know who it is since there are many of you.

Noise today at 20:20

Go Die

soccergods2 today at 20:24
Why?

soccergods2 today at 20:26
Did i offend you?

Noise today at 20:29
Where´s the 'Don´t like Button'?

soccergods2 today at 20:30
What did i say?

Right, or did I forget something?

soccergods2 on 19.07. at 20:33
Just because i wanted to ask you a question?

Noise on 19.07. at 20:35
Jep^^

If there was a dislike button I would press it haaaaaard...

soccergods2 on 19.07. at 20:37
Ok.

I did feel bad about it.but then again he deserved.his 1st mail was annoying (chuckle)

 

[DeletedUser]

Look my first TW stalker >.<

FreeFarm today at 11:40
Likes sexy photos. Can give some?

:3

Eldubs


Suicide Silence today at 14:03
NO i won't give you sexy photos -__________-

 

[Dase]

paofort13 today at 16:34
Hello i am the founder of [ally]WAR[/ally] and want to have an alliance with your tribe.I want us to cooperate and take out the rest of the tribes.What do you think?

Wolfmaster today at 23:43
No.

It's ffunny how he wrote the whole mail in like 10 seconds ...

 

[DeletedUser]

Haha I like how you just said no straight out.

 

[Dase]

I didn't answer.But I have a smart iLaptop who answers for me if someone send me a noob mail.But you need to have premium for that )

 

[DeletedUser]

Haha I wish there was a script that did that.

 

[DeletedUser]

Subject:
You guys are back again.... dang it lol

johnde5000 today at 03:44
Everytime i join a world you guys end up making a return. lol i want to learn from the best. plus im the only one playing and i am sucking kinda... if you really don't want to talk to me. thats fine. but i kinda want some tips and tricks..
i guess you can email me at:
johnderry19@hotmail.com
I will always answer back.
Thanks you guys.

Noise today at 04:07
ali's here
if u want some tips u have to pay for it
we can accept pp

LoL.Ali likes to earn money from TW

 

[DeletedUser]

I am just wondering is it against the rules to make money on this game.

 

[DeletedUser]

he isn't making money.,..he is maling premium points...

it is legal to sell stuff like knowlege for pps, but not accounts.

 

[DeletedUser]

Got ya lol i didnt read it probably

 

[Dase]

Blergen today at 13:20
Greetings,
I have read that you are offline 24/7, but seeing that you are the recruitment officer for your tribe I figured I'd write to you anyway with the hope that you would consider letting me into your tribe. I have received offers from other tribes, but they simply do not seem appealing. Thanks for your time!
-Blergen

Wolfmaster today at 13:21
Sure you have recieved and sure you've read I'm recruiting but didn't you see there recruitment closed?

Blergen today at 13:28
I did see that, which is why i said I said I hoped that you would consider

Wolfmaster today at 13:29
No you said you'd hope because you hurd I'm offline 24/7,

Blergen today at 13:31
haha ok, let me quote myself..." I'd write to you anyway with the hope that you would consider letting me into your tribe"...which is funny, seeing as you are responding to me now anyway

Wolfmaster today at 13:33
I'm not the real owner.I am a smart laptop developed by Apple.I automatically answer any noob post.This is why the answer came so fast.

My intelligent laptop ...

 

[DeletedUser]

haha did he ever reply? i cant figure out how to export messages onto the forum

 

[DeletedUser]

Click the export button on the mail after opening it, copy it all, and paste it here .

 

[Dase]

Blergen today at 13:20
Greetings,
I have read that you are offline 24/7, but seeing that you are the recruitment officer for your tribe I figured I'd write to you anyway with the hope that you would consider letting me into your tribe. I have received offers from other tribes, but they simply do not seem appealing. Thanks for your time!
-Blergen

Wolfmaster today at 13:21
Sure you have recieved and sure you've read I'm recruiting but didn't you see there recruitment closed?

Blergen today at 13:28
I did see that, which is why i said I said I hoped that you would consider

Wolfmaster today at 13:29
No you said you'd hope because you hurd I'm offline 24/7,

Blergen today at 13:31
haha ok, let me quote myself..." I'd write to you anyway with the hope that you would consider letting me into your tribe"...which is funny, seeing as you are responding to me now anyway

Wolfmaster today at 13:33
I'm not the real owner.I am a smart laptop developed by Apple.I automatically answer any noob post.This is why the answer came so fast.

Blergen today at 13:36
oh wow an apple user that thinks for himself? That's "unhurd" of. If your english were better it might be worth joining the tribe, but since communication appears to be too difficult, never mind.

Wolfmaster today at 13:39
My grammar is really good considering I'm set to talk on the Romanian language.And I wasn't "minding' anyway to let you in so ...

Blergen today at 13:42
Im not worried about your grammar, it was more your vocabulary, which is equivalent to that of a preschooler...i mean seriously...minding? Who says that? Please learn to write before placing yourself in any position of importance which requires communication, something you are lacking in entirely

This is the full mail.He blocked me.