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DeletedUser

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LOL - Rayne10

Looks like this Rayne10 guy has a history of the unsuccessful recruiting...

I couldn't help but go all out. My favorite part?
Rayne10 today at 11:31
Yes I like cats
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Convo:

Rayne10 today at 11:13
hy

Ibutho today at 11:16
...interesting...

Rayne10 today at 11:16
comme to my tribe

Ibutho today at 11:20
Why?

I am currently in other negotiations.

Rayne10 today at 11:21
comme in my tribe

Ibutho today at 11:25
I see your point. Well argued. The real question is, what do you make of the existentialist quagmire that is the modern teenager? Do the complexities of adolescence preemptively cause a static diffusion of retroactive amnesia?

What do you, and your tribe, make of this? Thanks for your valuable input.
xo

Rayne10 today at 11:26
So you said yes to comprehend>?

Ibutho today at 11:30
Well friend, that really depends on your take on the texture of peanut butter. What, if anything, do you make of it being 1) smooth or 2) chunky? And, more importantly, is it even in good taste (no pun intended) to call it chunky? I myself think that the word "chunky" is sort of off-putting, leading to a distinct nauseating effect, while the flavor of peanut butter itself is rather delicious.

And what about cats? Do you like cats?...

...does your tribe like cats?

Rayne10 today at 11:31
Yes I like cats

Ibutho today at 11:35
OH MY GOD! THAT'S GREAT! I'm so glad you like cats.

I saw you withdrew the invitation you sent me to your tribe and I was beginning to think it's because you don't like cats. How silly would that be? HA!

How about cats playing the piano? I never knew they could be so talented. I myself can't play the piano, does that mean they are smarter than me? If so, do you recruit those of the feline persuasion to play in your tribe?

I am no feline, friend, so I may not be a perfect fit for your cat-loving tribe.

Cat lover!

Rayne10 today at 11:35
So you want to live in tribes?

Ibutho today at 11:39
Well, not IN tribes themselves, really. I'm more of an urban dweller. The idea of living in a tribe, though appealing, is a little disconcerting, to be honest with you. I think it'd be fun for a week or two, but after skinning my 4th antelope I'd be a bit nauseous. Plus, the face paint would run into my eyes, it'd be a mess. Not to mention I'd probably just end up getting stuck marrying the tribe leaders ugly daughter, while the hot one runs away with some conquering European man, like in Pocahontas.

Cats.

Rayne10 today at 11:41
I do not understand
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DeletedUser

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heheh, this is nice. Best one so far. Mmm, just read the other Rayne10 related, great ^^
 
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DeletedUser724

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I don't like cats tho... does that mean I'm a bad person? :(

But I do like Peanutbutter.... and I agree, "chunky" is rather off-putting... :D
 

DeletedUser

Guest
Yes, Spike you're a bad person for hating cats. (jk)
I think that was the funniest mail so far :) He's sent a mail to me too, I just go, No, sorry. :p
 

DeletedUser

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u guys can tell whatever u want, but Rayne10 is da best!! I almost left my shity tribe, and joined them... seriously, no joke :D
 

DeletedUser

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Rayne kept sending me messages saying comme to tribe so I said stranger danger and ended up blocking him after message 483628472847471936372837
 

DeletedUser

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SPARTA

This is the conversation i had with the duke of sparta, me and my friend thought this was very funny.
Enjoy :)


BlackScorpion0 today at 01:40
hy

Noob Muncher today at 01:44
helloo?

BlackScorpion0 today at 01:44
coem here

Noob Muncher today at 01:44
excuse me?

BlackScorpion0 today at 01:45
your tribe merge in my tribe

Noob Muncher today at 01:45
LOL are you the duke?

BlackScorpion0 today at 01:47
yes

Noob Muncher today at 01:47
are you the only duke?

BlackScorpion0 today at 01:47
2 duke

Noob Muncher today at 01:48
Well first off i would like to know your experience.

BlackScorpion0 today at 01:49
10 years experience

Noob Muncher today at 01:49
on what server?

BlackScorpion0 today at 01:50
TRIBURILE RO
TRIBAL WARs
and many others

Noob Muncher today at 01:51
OK :)
so i assume threw all that time you have learned how to back time, snipe, and farm, and startup?

BlackScorpion0 today at 01:52
yes

Noob Muncher today at 01:52
ok i believe you but can you explain them briefly for me?

BlackScorpion0 today at 01:54
So I go in our tribe (accept resurrected in Sparta)

Noob Muncher today at 01:55
umm... did you just ignore my last message?

BlackScorpion0 today at 01:56
no

Noob Muncher today at 01:57
then please explain sniping, backtiming, and how you farm.

thankyou

BlackScorpion0 today at 01:59
Well we are very united as one we are the best in any war we won 13-14

Noob Muncher today at 02:00
what does that mean?
you were in a war this early on in the game?

BlackScorpion0 today at 02:01
yes

BlackScorpion0 today at 02:01
War summary
Wars won: 13
Wars lost: 0

Noob Muncher today at 02:04
your coming off as a very big noob right now.
first it appears you have no awards but reaching 100 points, you have a tribe that has an academy and you have a giant family, and you have been in 13 wars its far to early to be in a war.
So if you would please give me a reason on why i should join?

BlackScorpion0 today at 02:08
to be more united and a better rank

Noob Muncher today at 02:10
so you want me to join your tribe, so your tribe can have a better rank and can be more united?

BlackScorpion0 today at 02:11
yes

Noob Muncher today at 02:12
seriously lol
is this your first world?

BlackScorpion0 today at 02:13
yes

Noob Muncher today at 02:16
Thats we are looking for people to teach how to play, thats what my tribe is for:)
I would let you join but you have no chance in your area, If you would like to be taught i will let you join but you have to restart.

:)

BlackScorpion0 today at 02:16
Your tribe has become our academy

Noob Muncher today at 02:17
...
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DeletedUser1144

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Same guy.

BlackScorpion0 today at 01:41
hy

new guy1 today at 01:42
hello.

BlackScorpion0 today at 01:42
coem here

new guy1 today at 01:44
Excuse me?

BlackScorpion0 today at 01:44
you tribe merge in my tribe

new guy1 today at 01:45
No thank you.

BlackScorpion0 today at 01:47
come here RIGHT NOW

new guy1 today at 01:47
NO.

BlackScorpion0 today at 01:48
why

new guy1 today at 01:52
I dont want to. Your family is too big.

BlackScorpion0 today at 01:55
my family is big because I had about 10 machines

new guy1 today at 01:58
10 machines? what?

BlackScorpion0 today at 02:00
13-14 wars won

new guy1 today at 02:25
LEAVE US ALONE.. WE WANT NO RELATIONS WITH YOU.
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DeletedUser2069

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funny rayne10 starts all the mails the same way

WOnders to himself
 

DeletedUser1144

Guest
just proved its a multi account. give it 24 hours :p. we are toying with im now, and this will go on here for everyone to laugh.
 

DeletedUser

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New guy1 said:
just proved its a multi account. give it 24 hours :p. we are toying with im now, and this will go on here for everyone to laugh.
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Oh, cmon people. Don't ban him, he's harmless and endless fun ^^
 

DeletedUser

Guest
How do I work spoilers?

Okay, this one is long, and has pictures. And words, so bear with it. It get's funny, and it's still a work in progress.

BlackScorpion0 today at 08:02
hy

villianvv today at 08:04
Yes.

BlackScorpion0 today at 08:05
coem here

villianvv today at 08:09
Yes.

BlackScorpion0 today at 08:13
acceptar invitation of [ally]SPARTA[/ally]

villianvv today at 08:13
How?

BlackScorpion0 today at 08:14
commer

villianvv today at 08:14
Apostrophe.

BlackScorpion0 today at 08:15
before rejecting the invitation that acceptance

villianvv today at 08:16
Did I do it right?

BlackScorpion0 today at 08:18
yes

villianvv today at 08:19
Good, can I be duke?

BlackScorpion0 today at 08:23
yes

villianvv today at 08:24
Invite me again please? I hit the wrong button :(
my english is not very good, i get confused easy :(

BlackScorpion0 today at 08:26
come here

BlackScorpion0 today at 08:32
go to the [ally]300-B[/ally] give you right to the founder

villianvv today at 08:32
make me duke here?

BlackScorpion0 today at 08:33
in [ally]300-B[/ally]

villianvv today at 08:33
why not here?

BlackScorpion0 today at 08:34
no

villianvv today at 08:35
okay il go be duke in sparta-b then?

BlackScorpion0 today at 08:36
yes

villianvv today at 08:37
make me duke now?

BlackScorpion0 today at 08:38
yes
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So, now that I'm duke in this wonderful tribe, what do I do?
I checked out the priveleges (and I was duke!)
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Now, this tribe refused to stop inviting me, and did it for quite awhile, so let's mess with them.
9tvMj.jpg

OKAY! :D
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And what does this idiot have to say to me deleting one of his many tribes?
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I give in.
 
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DeletedUser2069

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Oh Em Ge

Really wow i wouldnt of believed it if I didnt see it
 

DeletedUser

Guest
For the record, spoilers work when you do the following:

[*spoiler=Picture][*img]Image Link[/*img][/*spoiler]

With no *s.
 

DeletedUser

Guest
I guess it was only a matter of time before this fool tried to recruit me :rolleyes:

Suicide Silence today at 23:36
Then i guess we cannot be friends

BlackScorpion0 today at 23:36
I do not know how to make chocolate

Suicide Silence today at 23:35
:/ i see no chocolate

BlackScorpion0 today at 23:33
09_06_10---Chocolate_web.jpg


BlackScorpion0 today at 23:31
k

Suicide Silence today at 23:29
Send me some chocolate O.O

BlackScorpion0 today at 23:27
invite him?

Suicide Silence today at 23:26
No next time you try and recruit me i will cat u ok?

BlackScorpion0 today at 23:25
k,,,,, please invited TheKingOfKing in our tribe and right all

Suicide Silence today at 23:25
Sounds very interesting do you like lomo saltado?

BlackScorpion0 today at 23:17
no

Suicide Silence today at 23:16
Who are you again?

BlackScorpion0 today at 23:11
i'm english i;m not very good

BlackScorpion0 today at 23:11
no

Suicide Silence today at 23:10
Mmm have you ever heard of Google translator?

BlackScorpion0 today at 23:09
are in reality

Suicide Silence today at 23:08
How long have you been his grandson???

BlackScorpion0 today at 23:07
I am the grandson of TheKingOfKing

Suicide Silence today at 23:06
How are you?

BlackScorpion0 today at 23:05
yes

Suicide Silence today at 23:05
You have an uncle?

BlackScorpion0 today at 23:04
TheKingOfKing is me uncle

BlackScorpion0 today at 23:04
no

Suicide Silence today at 23:03
Why are you playing 2 accounts?!?!

BlackScorpion0 today at 23:03
TheKingOfKing is me

Suicide Silence today at 23:02
WHY WOULD I DO THAT?!!?!?

BlackScorpion0 today at 23:02
invite TheKingOfKing and give all right

Suicide Silence today at 23:01
Why would i invite him?

BlackScorpion0 today at 23:01
TheKingOfKing

BlackScorpion0 today at 23:01
invited ThsKingOfking and give right to the FOUNDER

Suicide Silence today at 23:00
Yes

BlackScorpion0 today at 22:59
you are a founder P7

BlackScorpion0 today at 22:59
yes

Suicide Silence today at 22:59
You promise?

BlackScorpion0 today at 22:58
k

Suicide Silence today at 22:58
Can i be a baron? Can i have leader privalages ???

BlackScorpion0 today at 22:57
I do not understand what you mean

Suicide Silence today at 22:54
CAN I BE BARON PLEASE I AN SUPER EXPERIANCED AND I TAUGH NOISE EVERYTHING I AM PRO

BlackScorpion0 today at 22:54
FOUNDER i;m

Suicide Silence today at 22:52
Can i be baron?

BlackScorpion0 today at 22:52
SPARTA

Suicide Silence today at 22:52
Come where??

BlackScorpion0 today at 22:51
come here

Suicide Silence today at 22:51
Hey

BlackScorpion0 today at 22:50
hy

This is the convo between me and his "uncle/granpa"

Suicide Silence today at 23:39
Chocolate doesn't come from the heart it come's from a tree

TheKingOfKing today at 23:38
please let's invite from the heart

Suicide Silence today at 23:37
If u do not have chocolate then i guess we have nothing mroe to say to each other

TheKingOfKing today at 23:36
please

Suicide Silence today at 23:36
I see no chocolate :/

TheKingOfKing today at 23:35
Me too give me invitation

Suicide Silence today at 23:34
I like hersheys and or Ferrero Rocher

TheKingOfKing today at 23:31
k

Suicide Silence today at 23:30
GIVE ME CHOCOLATE

TheKingOfKing today at 23:28
scups that he is his uncle

Suicide Silence today at 23:27
He said you were granpa

TheKingOfKing today at 23:27
i;m uncle

Suicide Silence today at 23:25
Who are you

TheKingOfKing today at 23:16
founder

Suicide Silence today at 23:15
What rights do u give me?

TheKingOfKing today at 23:12
inivte me and right

TheKingOfKing today at 23:12
I invite you and rights

Suicide Silence today at 23:10
A man should never feel pretty :/

TheKingOfKing today at 23:09
pretty

Suicide Silence today at 23:08
How have you been feeling lately ?

TheKingOfKing today at 23:07
yes

Suicide Silence today at 23:06
Your his uncle??

TheKingOfKing today at 23:06
i;m uncle BlackScorpion0

Suicide Silence today at 23:05
How are you?

TheKingOfKing today at 23:05
no

Suicide Silence today at 23:04
ARE YOU CRAZY NUT?!

TheKingOfKing today at 23:03
no

Suicide Silence today at 23:02
ARE YOU CRAZY?!?!

TheKingOfKing today at 23:02
invted my in your tribe and give me all right

Suicide Silence today at 23:02
Who are you?

TheKingOfKing today at 23:01
hy
 

DeletedUser

Guest
Ah I think Rayne10 and Blackscorpion0 are the same player honestly. None of my messages to them are funny :p I'll try to make the funneh next time :)
 
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