The fear of WideOpen Spaces is a form of "Agoraphobia" and is nothing to joke around about. As seen in the graphic below, this debilitating illness affects a massive 1% of all Adult Americans.
It is theorized that there might be as many as 125 such villages here in w10 that could be considered "WideOpen".
The contagiousness of this illness has not yet been determined but the CDC (Clown Directorate Council) believes agressive action needs to be taken.
The gravity of the situation increase daily.
Over the last few days, a dozen barbarian villages have succumb to this perilous infliction.
There is currently no known cure.
The members of CLOWN (on advice from our Therapists) would like to Officially show their support for victims of this illness by eliminating all WideOpen places, from us10 in a war that shall be called: People Against The Clan Hugging Alliances Deliberately Achieving Mediocre Success - Or Patch Adams for short
Many questions will be answered over the comign weeks....
Will laughter prove to be the best medicine?
Is there really such a thing as a wide open cluster?
Is a no-life mmo gamer and an agoraphobe the same thing?
How many Clowns can you fit in a WideOpen space?
Will someone come up with a clever Pagliacci joke?
Stay tuned We'll find out soon enough.
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