Currently Hiring Bard!

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The Bard is missing!



Unfortunately the Bard has been captured behind enemy lines, and the Noblemen are waiting to be entertained before the next battle! No one can ride into war without a good poem or ode :eek:! Now it's your chance to shine, and rise to the occasion. In a hundred years, no one will remember the winner of the battle, but they will remember YOUR POEM! So submit a poem about Tribalwars!


Rules:

  • The poem must have at least 4 lines, and can be no longer then 16
  • Must be original and be written by you
  • One entry per person
  • Must contain some Tribalwars elements and themes
  • It doesn't have to rhyme (but of course it helps with the flow)
  • You are not allowed to use the word ninja

Contest Guide:
You can submit your work of art until the 16th of January.
The winner will be decided by a poll, which will open on the 17th of January and close on the 21st.

Prizes:
1st prize: The title: “The New Bard” + 300pp
2nd prize: 200pp
3rd prize: 100pp (plus a hug)

And for your entertainment, a sample poem:

Ohh Paladin ohh paladin, the battle was won
They were many, and you only one

Ohh Paladin ohh paladin, fighting abroad and local,
First defending the gates, then later you noble!

Ohh Paladin ohh Paladin, the battle was won
Best of all, with or without premium!


Thank you for your participation and enthusiasm!


The Tribalwars.us team.

Note: All entries will be invisible until the poll goes up.
 
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Early hours on a monday morning
a message from a nearby village brought a warning
a letter saying war has been declared
troops of the village gather, shaking, but not scared
and so the troops prepared themselves for a long tight
standing by one another ready for the fight

The threat is arriving just as we speak
but not a word is spoken, for they are not weak
they ready there weapons, and gather there groups
protecting each other without loosing any troops

the battle has begun and it's all out war
weapons destroyed and body's scatter on the floor
buildings are damaged from catapult attacks
there goes the smithy, farm and barracks

The village is destroyed, nothing but ruble
the nearby villagers are soon to be in trouble
this army will not stop, and will continue to compete
but know challenger insight for them to accept defeat

:)

MM
 
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DeletedUser

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TribalWars takes up all my day and night,
staring at my village with somebody in sight.
Raiding on my farms till there aint no more,
killing other troops shreadding guts galore.

One day my noble decides to move,
upon another village he shares his groove.
The villagers throw thier arms up in glee,
now a sudden drop of loyalty.

Now i have my second village within my grasp,
lets not look back cause that players in the past!

Franky Hudders
 
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DeletedUser173

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Our foes have gathered,
ready to be hammered,
Decimated by our men,
Outnumbered, one to ten.

We'll take on their battery,
With all our cavalry,
Selfish little insults,
Crushed by our catapults.

Fifty thousand soldiers,
Fight against these posers,
Two weeks, from now, my Lord,
They'll be far from the core,

In a place of foreign men,
The rim, as it has always been,
A place of false misguided peace,
They'll have no chance, not in the least.
 
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My Poem

We all love tribalwars, We all love all those we call whores
We love running to the door, trying to get some more.
We'd be fine with it on the floor. But we just want some more.
We play it in bed, and we play with matts friend named Tedd.
 
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DeletedUser

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Haidere :D

Just make sure when this is presented it is centered, it looks odd if it isn't :)

Thanks <3

[FONT=&quot]Oh Tribalwars, oh Tribalwars what have you done to me,
I've spent all my money on gosh darn PP.

I've spent all my life playing this darn game,
Instead of spending my life in an Arcade.

It sucks you back in even when you say no,
And it takes all your damn dough.

I've spent too long staring at my screen,
I thought my brain melted and I started to scream.

But don't you fret and don't you fro,
Because that is only the beginning of the show.

I've lost my mind too many times to count,
That may be due to my inability to count...

But we all love Tribalwars,
We just can't deny,

That without Tribalwars,
We would all die.[/FONT]​

​
 

DeletedUser

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To the tune of Oh Christmas Tree!:

Oh Tribal Wars, Oh Tribal Wars!
You really make my life whole!
I spend all of my free time,
Training guys and plun-der-ing!

Oh how I loveeeeee your tanny page!
Oh how I cannnnntt wait to get home!
You are the most important thing,
In my whole existence!

-Chris the MasterPoet =D
 

DeletedUser

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Oh Tribal Wars how you entertain me, you are quite addicting everyone will agree.

I find I'm staying up till ten at night, just so I can put up a bit of a fight.
I'll farm 'em and noble 'em and conquer 'em all, for you tribal wars I'll give up going to the mall

Now silver dragons and magicians are ruling this land, but soon a smash in the head will force their hand.
One day the final standoff will start, and many a tribe will be torn all apart.

But that day is far don't even worry, so take your time, we're in no hurry.
Get those axes polished and sharpen your spears, and your paladin will probably go out for some beers

However when that day comes you'd better be prepared, we've got no room here for troops who are scared.
The battle will start, there will be so much pain. But you'll gain so much fame if you win the game.

Oh Tribal wars how I love to play you, I'll even refer my new young nephew.
 
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DeletedUser

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A man has sent me a mail,
Saying that I am too frail,
To be playing this strange game.

But never does he think,
That in a single wink,
He could miss me wiping out his name.

I've decimated his troops,
Destroyed his village,
And laughed at him all the while.

So he called me a drone,
And thought he had known,
That I was cheating with guile.

But weep for the man,
For he has no tribe.

He thinks he can stand,
But I will never accept his bribe.
 
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DeletedUser

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contest entry

"My Tribal Wars Life"

The alarm sounds, quickly I wake.
Get ready quickly, my tribe awaits.

I do what I can, then do my job.
The whole time hoping, my resources aren't robbed.

The work day has finished, the whole ride home I think.
I hope that my sitter has tagged all my inc.

Pull in the drive, and rush in the house.
Say hi to the family, while grabbing my mouse.

Name and then password, finally i'm in.
I send out my nobles, they're great FTW(for the win)!

All night long I run back and forth, checking on both of my families.
Man this is hard to maintain, I'm losing my sanity.

If I get time, I'll check out the forums.
The tribes and the publics, to keep from the boredom.

Oh, it's late and now I must go.
Just to start it all again, when I wake tomorrow.
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DeletedUser

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My nobleman went out today
in your village he plans to stay;
you pray to gods my attacks fall,
against your puny, ram-hit wall.
What's this, you got a tribal stack?
You can defeat my great attack?
my army died
my nobles too
all day I cried
much thanks to you​
I guess for now, just barbs for me.
I think its best you will agree.
But don't you worry, I'll be back
and down, to you, I'll bring the smack!
One day I'll win this big grand race,
Remember you no-life meanyface!
 
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DeletedUser

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There was once a turtle named Cruke
Who couldn't quite send a nuke.
He sent hundred of spear
Even managed a clear
And that's when he became a duke.


A limerick entry as I doubt most people will do that style, and variety is always fun :)
 
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DeletedUser

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Yes, I play TribalWars,
And yes, you do too.
Yes, I build lots of troops
So I can kill you.
 
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DeletedUser

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Hello I hope you like this poem here below I think it is a poem.



Oooh Heavy cavalry is the strongest unit,
Oooh Heavy cavalry is the strongest unit in Tribalwars,
No enemy was easy to understand,
No swords in the hands was to big to fight the enemy lands,
No fear was too big to my dear,
My dear was the Heavy cacalry,
My dear was the Heavy cacalry,
It is only made in the Stable,
It is only made in the Stable.
 

DeletedUser

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poem

Player: Poten

A paladin went on a quest
Searching around villages hi and low
To find a weapon greater then all the rest
It must have taken a fortnight or so
For when he found the Thorgard's Battle Axe he proclaimed
Now its time for me to head back
Sadly when he returned home though
His village had been sacked
 

DeletedUser

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Congratulations to the winners. The winners and their prizes were, in this order:

1st Place: Googly - The title "The New Bard" and 300 pp
2nd Place: Footloose - 200 pp
3rd Place: Que? - 100 pp (plus a hug :D)

Thanks to all who participated :D! To see the poems of the poll, please click here.
 
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DeletedUser

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Thank you everyone for participating! The entire team had a great time reading your poems. Great job!

All the prizes have been distributed, except Que?'s hug, which is in the mail ;). The winners can contact me if they have any question. Take Care
 
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