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DeletedUser

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I just had to post this.. made me giggle


LOKETINOV today at 12:57
Hi . I want your tribe

Karadana today at 13:02
Well you can't have my tribe.. its my tribe.. and I don't want to give it up.. what if I came to you and tell you.. Hi.. I want your teddy bear.. would you not cry?
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DeletedUser

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Oh, this one reminds me of one i had one time on a different server. I hope this isn't off-topic for that, but this one is pretty great. he doesn't seem able to read anything other than "earlme" for recruitment.

daneal on 29.11. at 01:09
can i join your tribe?

earlme on 29.11. at 01:16
yes, and then we can talk about how to read directions.

daneal on 30.11. at 06:57
what you mean reading directions, directions of what?

earlme on 30.11. at 07:02
lol

daneal on 30.11. at 20:17
why you laugh?

earlme on 30.11. at 20:19
rofl

daneal on 30.11. at 20:34
lol, I might seem stupid and foolish to you but i really want to know what you really mean of directoins...The act of directing, of aiming, regulating, guiding, or ordering; guidance; management; superintendence; administration; as, the direction of the tribe affairs....I also have villages in W54...so, sorry if i seem stupid to you. Thanks for replied back anyway >.<

earlme on 30.11. at 20:43
You will not get an invite if you simply mail us saying "can i join"

straight from our profile. right next to where my name was. then there's the fact that you're nowhere near our point average. i mean if you've been playing this world this long you SHOULD have more points.

daneal on 30.11. at 20:56
Indeed, you're right with the points, the reason been the guy beside me is attacking me, killing all my troops, he wented me to give up but i will not give up that easily...sorry for asking to join but i will not give up...I thought i would join your tribe and grow strong to help fight as one, its seems i was wrong...Thanks for you time anyway.
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DeletedUser

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lol. now i'm not sure what that one's even supposed to mean.
 

DeletedUser

Guest
It means there's a quest that asks you to send a message :D
 

DeletedUser

Guest
Hahahahaha thats hilarious :D:chu::ax::l::r::bar::g::g::rp:
 

DeletedUser

Guest
Disrespectful players:

macky69 on 03.12. at 10:49
Hello sweet,

I speak on behalf of The Galactic Fucks. (G.A.A.)
We're hereby declaring war on your tribe for breach of our lovely laws.
you attacked a member of ours, this means war. It was in our profile before the drug addict changed it.



-Gavin O mearchartaigh

sweetsyummy on 03.12. at 21:33
ur a faggot

macky69 today at 00:21
Ill slip my cock in your mothers lovely arse
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Some people need to learn the manipulative linguistics of a treacherous wizard. This type of swoggle will get thee nowhere.
 

DeletedUser

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Disrespectful players:

Live.Free on 03.12. at 02:19
Nuclear has gone insane.
With the way he is acting the tribe can't be happy.
He is way too strict, he needs to calm down.

macky69 on 03.12. at 08:43
im ******* leaving this, i realised how shit it was when I was out of my head on E's its all bullshit about writing letters and no1 even giving a ****

macky69 on 03.12. at 08:46
The tribe is ******* shit

This message has been forwarded by macky69.
Nuclearxgod on 03.12. at 10:14
Its true the tribe is growing to fast and Im respponding to slowly. I might be strict but did you see the mess that happened?

Nuclearxgod on 03.12. at 10:16
and you NEED to calm DOWN!

macky69 on 03.12. at 10:43
CALM off you **** lasery turtlety flippert floppy spunky crusty grinning jewish racially maliacious maware-biting ****.
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Another example, oh dear.
 

DeletedUser

Guest
No1 likes rules apparently


Mr Malice said:
Nuclearxgod on 03.12. at 10:34
THIS IS A WARNING!
You are being warned for the following:
1. Sub-Treason
2. Rule Breaking
3. Disrespect

You are a council member. You respresent how well the tribe is and your outbursts are causing downfalls.
Please don't let it happen again, I mean it.

-Duke

macky69 on 03.12. at 10:43
STOP SENDING ME WARNINGS, I REJECT YOUR AUTHORITY **** OFF

**** the system
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DeletedUser

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.US has no quality when it comes to funny in game mail lmao.
 

DeletedUser

Guest
Suppo.Ort? said:
.US has no quality when it comes to funny in game mail lmao.
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oh yea how about this :p





Emile Heskey today at 10:16
Please take the time to watch my video on US tribal wars

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

Hmm1 today at 10:36
it does not work
The user who uploaded this video, it make available for your country.
Sorry.

Emile Heskey today at 10:41
How about http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZ5TajZYW6Y

I've made more than 1 :)

Hmm1 today at 10:49
Yes, it already works.
Just do not understand what you mean.

Emile Heskey today at 10:50
RICK ROLLED BABY!
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DeletedUser

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Oh the mirth hardy harr

macky69 on 03.12. at 18:42
**** you.

Sieg heil.


me flops are dangling in exile.

macky69 on 03.12. at 18:43
sorry wrong person cuddo hacked me pass warts.

macky69 on 03.12. at 18:43
one sec ill sort this out


cuddo is a heroin addict and he hacked me.
 

DeletedUser

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Beau ter Ham. on 01.12. at 17:36
It was a lie!
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Kind regard,
Gerard/ [player]Beau ter Ham.[/player]

Noise on 01.12. at 17:37
maybe it was.. depends what we are talking about.. if it is what im thinking.. that ill have to get back to you on that one

Beau ter Ham. on 01.12. at 17:38
No really he lied:S
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Gerard/ [player]Beau ter Ham.[/player]

Noise on 01.12. at 17:41
print screen or it didnt happen

Beau ter Ham. on 01.12. at 17:41
thats what she said!
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Gerard/ [player]Beau ter Ham.[/player]

Noise on 01.12. at 17:42
was that before or after i told her the truth about us? :|

Beau ter Ham. on 01.12. at 17:44
I dont know but I cant live like this my life is a big lie, help me out:(
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Gerard/ [player]Beau ter Ham.[/player]

Noise on 01.12. at 17:45
i know the feeling! there is a hole missing in my... pants... get your p***y over here now

Beau ter Ham. on 01.12. at 17:46
mine still hurts after my last night with milad:$
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Gerard/ [player]Beau ter Ham.[/player]

Noise on 01.12. at 17:51
sorry i dont share.
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ulike?
 

DeletedUser

Guest
That was between Gerrard and my co(daz). they didn't know each other :D
 
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DeletedUser

Guest
Not very funny but meh.

Mr Malice on 06.12. at 17:38
What drugs do you sell? you piqued my interest.

Suppo_Ort? on 06.12. at 17:40
How fat are you?

Mr Malice on 06.12. at 17:40
I'm as fat as you are.

Mr Malice on 06.12. at 17:43
So I hope your fat.

Suppo_Ort? on 06.12. at 17:46
Unfortunately I am not fat, therefor I cannot sell you drugs, good day to you sir.

Mr Malice on 06.12. at 17:51
Obviously you don't understand English sentences then or your a hypocrite.

I said "I'm as fat as you"
then with a little quip,
"So I hope your fat" meaning that I myself am fat.

Suppo_Ort? on 06.12. at 17:54
I am not Einstein, I don't realize these things, don't judge me.

Mr Malice on 06.12. at 17:55
Fair enough, Now pray tell, What drugs do you sell?

Suppo_Ort? on 06.12. at 17:57
Everything, my biggest seller is cannabis and Viagra.

Mr Malice on 06.12. at 18:00
Any particular strains or is it just whatever is around?
How much is the Viagra where your from?
Also can I inquire about your Extacy supplies?

Suppo_Ort? on 06.12. at 18:05
I'm a stupid drug dealer alright just tell me what you want and I'll get it to you.

Mr Malice on 06.12. at 18:06
20 White Mercedes for 40 cash on the book till next week ;)

Suppo_Ort? on 06.12. at 18:11
Don't know what that means but I'll be happy do that for you.

Mr Malice on 06.12. at 18:14
Nice working with you. Ill be looking for the yokes again in a few days so I'll talk cha then.

{Runs away a shoves a fist full of E's in my mouth}

Suppo_Ort? on 06.12. at 18:16
Yes it sure was a pleasure doing business with you.

Suppo_Ort? on 08.12. at 09:29
YOU OWE US 40 GOD DAMNED POUNDS!

Mr Malice on 08.12. at 14:12
Ah come on boy, you said they were on book till next week.
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