The Wishing Game!

DeletedUser

Guest
This is a really funny game that isn' too hard to do. If you have a really good imagination, you'll love it! The Rules are Simple:

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1. The first person posts a wish.

2. The second poster grants the first wish, but with a twist so the granted wish is rendered useless. They then wish for something of thier own.

Ex:
Poster #1: I wish I had a million dollars.

Poster #2: Granted, but you get it in pennies.

I will start:
I wish I had some cookies.​
 

DeletedUser173

Guest
Granted, but they were all burnt to a crisp in the oven.

I wish I was better than Chris2218 at tribalwars.
 

DeletedUser

Guest
Granted, however the next day TribalWars closes permanently.


I wish for a hamster.
 

DeletedUser

Guest
Granted, but it's extra speshul. Just like you. :)

I wish I had an imagination.
 

DeletedUser

Guest
Granted, however you are in a severe car accident later today and you are left with highly limited brain function.
 

DeletedUser

Guest
you killed the game benvolio

I wish for benvolio to make a wish
 

DeletedUser173

Guest
Granted, but now a 70 year old petofile stalks you instead.

I wish I was Chuck Norris.
 

DeletedUser

Guest
Granted, but now you have to live with doing Walker Texas Ranger.

I wish I could walk on water.
 

DeletedUser173

Guest
Granted, but chuck norris roundhouse kicked you to mars for taking his ability.

I wish I was a musician.
 

DeletedUser

Guest
Granted, but now you're Coldplay.

I wish I could commit murder and get away with it.
 

DeletedUser173

Guest
...But the reality is I'm (you're) getting away with murder...

Granted, but you then got run over... by chuck norris.

I wish I was 1337.
 

DeletedUser

Guest
Granted, but now you're a number. Nobody likes numbers. They're jerks.

I wish I was in med school
 

DeletedUser173

Guest
Granted, but you flunk out.

I wish I knew the cure to cancer.
 

DeletedUser

Guest
Granted, but now you're a number. Nobody likes numbers. They're jerks.

I wish I was in med school





You're wish is granted, however, every known disease and virus is effectively cured or destroyed from Earth, and therefore doctors and the like are no longer needed.

I wish for a banana car.
 

DeletedUser

Guest
Granted,
However, You never learned how to land and die after your first flight.
 
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