What was your Bad and Good Thing Today?

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Good: I have xbox live for 5 months now.
Bad: Internets back because of rain.
 

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Good: Builders came in today to take out the bathroom which was leaky :D
Bad: I have no bathroom now... didn't really think that one through did I?
 

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Nindel said:
Good: Builders came in today to take out the bathroom which was leaky :D
Bad: I have no bathroom now... didn't really think that one through did I?
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Dig a hole in the ground and praise the lord!
 

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SovietRussia said:
Dig a hole in the ground and praise the lord!
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I did, but now I'm rather stuck cause my liquid excretion has caused the sides to become rather slippery and my feet are infected with trench-foot, causing me great pains on my attempts to escape D;
 

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Nindel said:
I did, but now I'm rather stuck cause my liquid excretion has caused the sides to become rather slippery and my feet are infected with trench-foot, causing me great pains on my attempts to escape D;
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Dig several trenches systems and declare war on your neighbour for unknown reasons.
 

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SovietRussia said:
Dig several trenches systems and declare war on your neighbour for unknown reasons.
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Finished the digging, but I was a bit ill informed by my friends and now I'm having to hide under sandbags due to my neighbour being in possession of a G98 rifle. Not to fear though, I'll be calling in the pizza delivery, that should grant me supplies to last till Christmas.
 

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Nindel said:
Finished the digging, but I was a bit ill informed by my friends and now I'm having to hide under sandbags due to my neighbour being in possession of a G98 rifle. Not to fear though, I'll be calling in the pizza delivery, that should grant me supplies to last till Christmas.
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Recruit the delivery driver into your armed forces! You will have access to unlimited pizza.
 

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Great plan!

The deal was done, 24th September, Captains Log:

"We have been under heavy fire no lesser than several hours. Having recruited the youth from the pizza battalion we now have enough numbers to make a push into enemy lines. Sniper fire has been constant; several minutes ago ol' Johnny got a hit to his breast, fortunatly one of the new recruits had been taught first-aid and he was quickly back on his feet.

I do not know how much longer this will last, I have no question for the orders of our Authority and I shall maintain a steady and high resolve. May the Lord bless us all."
 

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This thread seems to be about I sawed a womenz or a manz

Good: I had a lazy day.

Bad: I had a massive hangover

Future good: Mondays and thursdays have a fit chick on the bus I like my eye candy

Future bad: my girlfriend gets grumpy when I have eye candy
 
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Bad: No sex in nearly two weeks D: nor masturbation. I need to go take my gf on a date.
 

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Nindel said:
Great plan!

The deal was done, 24th September, Captains Log:

"We have been under heavy fire no lesser than several hours. Having recruited the youth from the pizza battalion we now have enough numbers to make a push into enemy lines. Sniper fire has been constant; several minutes ago ol' Johnny got a hit to his breast, fortunatly one of the new recruits had been taught first-aid and he was quickly back on his feet.

I do not know how much longer this will last, I have no question for the orders of our Authority and I shall maintain a steady and high resolve. May the Lord bless us all."
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You need to start a siege, you have more pizza supplies then him!
 
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