Ok ok, back on the topic PLEASE.........:smack:
I'm so poor i need to put a hamburger and fries on layaway.
A Cardboard box? That's luxury that is. I'm so poor that I live under a Big Mac wrapper.
I'm so poor, I can't even afford to pay attention.
I'm so poor that I had to upload myself to the forums and live on the servers Micro-Chips. And hitch a ride on the traffic.
I'm so poor that that I use my shoe laces as dental floss.
I'm so poor, I can't even pay you a compliment.
I'm so poor, I was kickin' a can down the street and when someone asked me what I was doing, I said, "Movin'."
I'm so poor, that when someone rings the doorbell, I lean out the window and say, "DING!"
I'm so poor, I can't even put my two cents in the conversation.
I'm so poor, the bank repossessed my cardboard box.
I'm so poor, when I need new luggage, I have to go to Walmart....and can only afford the CHEAP garbage bags!