DeletedUser
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I'd like to tell you a tale, Of epic wins and epic fails, of the many against the few, of the false against the true.
A few short weeks ago, you may well like to know, a tribe calling itself Ego thought W11 looked like a nice place to grow.
Ego was a happy tribe, with a nice, friendly vibe, they never did anyone any harm, they just kept farming, without a qualm.
But whilst all this merriment was brewing, in another camp, trouble was stirring!
A group of noobs with spears and swords saw our heroes doing what they did best, and they were angry!For the noobs weren't aware of how to farm or grow, no matter what they tried they just didn't know, so the noobs sat down with quill and ink...and the noobs began to think:
They put their best minds on the job:
They spent weeks developing strategies:
And finally, they worked out what to do!
They drew up a 3 step plan.
Step 2) Ask for help
Step 3) Send it to everyone!!!
And so the noobs of Ele became the first to declare war
since then even more noobs have joined the war, making this the current war screen:
Since the beginning of the war the valiant soldiers of Ego have fought off many a gangbang, and even against such terrifying odds, thanks to great teamwork, coordination and leadership have only lost 3 accounts.
That's only 3 accounts, fighting almost insurmountable odds.
Ego have killed wave after wave of troops
Crushed stack after stack
And chortled at spearnuke upon spearnuke
So here it is.
A message to the coalition.
Our enemies, who doth have no skill.
Hilarious be thy efforts.
They walls will fall.
Thy troops will die.
In our villages or at home.
Give us this day our daily attacks,
and don't forget your spears,
as we attack those who trespass against us,
and lead us not into temptation,
for the nobles are coming.
Amen.
Thanks for all the OD.
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