Kill & Save

[DeletedUser]

But he lived.

 

[DeletedUser2368]

But being alive was against the law for people named John and he died

 

[DeletedUser]

But...he became president and changed the law

 

[DeletedUser2368]

But then he was impeached and was killed

 

[DeletedUser1214]

He was acquitted

 

[DeletedUser]

Then all the strange political terms killed him cause it over-stressed his brain.

 

[DeletedUser1214]

But he got a brain transplant

 

[DeletedUser]

yet lived

 

[DeletedUser1214]

(I forgot to say he lived through operation)

He died while in surgery.

 

[DeletedUser2368]

So poor John's journey ended...

And he was reincarnated into a zeebra named Bob

 

[DeletedUser1214]

Bob died and was reincarnated back into a man named John.. yes it was a short reincarnation cycle.

 

[DeletedUser]

And I shot the poor bloke in the family jewels, and he died of pain.

 

[DeletedUser1214]

John was a girl. So you missed.

 

[DeletedUser]

Then I smashed her toes, and she cried, and choked on her tears and drowned.

 

[DeletedUser1214]

She had no legs as she lost them in a bet. So you missed again.

 

[DeletedUser2368]

lollolololol

But then the Vogon Space Ships blew up the Earth(please get the referance...)

 

[DeletedUser1214]

But they cancelled the intergalactic highway construction project, so Earth was saved. Yes the answer is 42.

John lives on.

 

[DeletedUser2368]

But then he didn't

 

[DeletedUser1214]

... but... but... you can't do that.

He was like Goku and came back to life (lots of times)

 

[DeletedUser]

He died.