Kill & Save

[DeletedUser]

But i gave him your stomach and he survived.

 

[DeletedUser]

Then I tossed him into the ocean tied to an anvil and he sank all the way down. Before he could drown, a shark bit him. And he both bled to death and drowned at the same time!!!

 

[DeletedUser]

But he lived on as a part of a shark.

 

[DeletedUser]

till a old man harpooned the shark

 

[DeletedUser]

But he lived as an old man after he ate him.

 

[DeletedUser]

And then the old man's feet got tied in a rope which was tied to the mast, another shark chewed the hull of the boat for revenge, and the boat sank, carrying the old man to the crushing darkness of the ocean floor. The water pressure instantly burst the man into a blob of red.

 

[DeletedUser]

He lived.

 

[DeletedUser]

He died.

 

[DeletedUser]

He lived.

 

[DeletedUser]

he was ingested by an octopus

 

[DeletedUser]

Then pooped out and lived :S

 

[DeletedUser1093]

The question isn't whether he lived or died but rather if he existed in the first place.

 

[DeletedUser]

I took John and put him into a massive paper shredder

 

[DeletedUser]

That only made him shred into 100 pieces and they reformed to make 100 John's.

 

[DeletedUser]

These 100 little John's acted like lemmings and they all marched to a cliff, jumped off and swam as far as they could before drowning

 

[DeletedUser]

Them John's the broke down into a further 1000's Johns. They cant drown cause they are so small

 

[DeletedUser]

Then a whale opened his mouth, ate them all, and they were dissolved in the stomach acid.

 

[DeletedUser]

But they grew into a super john and they exploded the whale.

 

[DeletedUser]

And then superjohn was stabbed with kryptonite and he DIED

 

[DeletedUser]

But superJohn has no relation to superman so he survived.