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but cobalt's near-perfect biceps and triceps guarded him (John) from the blast

 

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but then rubble fell onto his head and he died (again)

 

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And then we threatened to break spearnuke's head off unless he amputated all the necessary body parts to him, so he did lol

 

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I died and it cause John (I think) to die of horror.

 

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And then I started his heart back up with a defibrillator

 

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But my death was too much for him to bare. He died.

 

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so i revived you and he was also fine...i then took you away and killed you so he would never know

 

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But then e came to see me (yes I am loved) and I died and he also died again.

 

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he came to find you and couldn't. He was deeply hurt because he assumed you'd just left him alone. He wasn't feeling bad enough to kill himself. Then he met a nice girl and he forgot all about you

 

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But he contracted super aids

 

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But he lived.

 

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until the aids ravaged his body

 

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That made him sad but he lived.

 

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He then went into hs basement and set of a low yield nuke that incenerated him. The US government blamed the russians and started ww3 and his house was hit by a second nuke.

 

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He lived.

 

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And then he died when an arrow shot through his heart.

 

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But he lived.

 

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Then he died.

 

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But alas, the poor guy was still alive. In extreme amounts of pain, but he was still living. It turns out the molecules that form the cells in his body were miraculously indestructible.

 

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Despite the cells being indestructible, they were not inseparable, and I planted a grenade in his baked potato, and the grenade blew up in his stomach, killing him.