DeletedUser1578
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It's time this world got one of these threads.
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DeletedUser
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I will sticky...but you really have nothing to add to your first post? *dull*
DeletedUser1578
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I'm in the middle of a pretty funny IGM right now... I would post it, but I think it's gonna get better so I'll wait a bit.
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zack attack on 25.03. at 15:21
im a peaceful guy not looking to make enemies with no one. though i dont believe in telling people to restart. I dont give a rats butthole if you have 20 or 100 spears you would be stupid to attack with them. so just check your self before you wreck yourself.
like i siad im not a person whos looking for trouble but if you touch comingyourway or me dont say i dint warn you. Dont Panic.
Lol i hope are tribes can be allies but like i siad if you dont listen to what i said up the good luck!. please take asdvice and just remember DontPANIC.
ps2guy1 on 25.03. at 15:24
You don't even use correct capitalization, how have I take you seriously?
And what's wrong with spear nukes?
zack attack on 25.03. at 15:25
i would rather use swords to attack then some spears. im sorry noob you dont understand what capitals mean if there in the middle of the setence saying not to do something.
ps2guy1 on 25.03. at 15:26
I'm sorry but i don't think i should be conversing with anyone why doesn't know that spears are the best unit of attack.
zack attack on 25.03. at 15:29
ok dumb bumbum axe are ten times better on attack then flamboyant spears. look it up
ps2guy1 on 25.03. at 15:29
What are you talking about? Axes could never get past somebody holding a spear, do you know how long those things are?
zack attack on 25.03. at 15:33
this is the axe info now look at spears
The Axeman is a strong offensive unit. They easily forget to protect themselves though.
Costs per unit Villagers needed Speed Carrying capacity
60 30 40 1 17.14 minutes per field 10
Offensive strength 40
General Defense 10
Cavalry Defense 5
Requirements to research the unit
Smithy (Level 2)
Research costs
zack attack on 25.03. at 15:33
Spear fighter
The spear fighter is the most basic unit. It is good in defending against cavalry and to start plundering other villages.
Costs per unit Villagers needed Speed Carrying capacity
50 30 10 1 17.14 minutes per field 25
Offensive strength 10
General Defense 15
Cavalry Defense 45
Unit available without research
ps2guy1 on 25.03. at 15:35
I think my eight years experience playing this game has taught me a little bit more that the Official TW Help Guide ever could
zack attack on 25.03. at 15:38
this game knows ten times more about its self then you do
ps2guy1 on 25.03. at 15:40
How is that even possible, I am after all one of the most knowledgeable, modest, and truthful players who've ever played! I think I know a bit more
zack attack on 25.03. at 15:44
listen the people who made tribal wars know a lot more then you do about the game they wouldnt lie do you under stand. i wish i was dealing with an erigant know it all, little 15 year old boy who knows dog feces
ps2guy1 on 25.03. at 15:50
I am a 15 year old boy? Got a problem?
zack attack on 25.03. at 15:51
[color=]yes for a 15 year old you cockey and eregent and needs to check them self becore the wreck them self. [/color]
ps2guy1 on 25.03. at 15:54
I'm a 15 year old boy who knows how to spell
-Unlike someone :/
zack attack on 25.03. at 15:57
took u a while to bussy sucking someones reproduction tool wernt ya little child predator. im sorry im dealing with a nerd and if were going to start yelling ages out 12
ps2guy1 on 25.03. at 15:58
sorry bud, this game is pg13, OFF WITH YOUR HEAD!
zack attack on 25.03. at 15:59
says who theres no age limit on the game. to bad
ps2guy1 on 25.03. at 16:00
My executioners may think otherwise.
ps2guy1 on 25.03. at 16:16
Zack... I've just realized something vital.
zack attack on 25.03. at 16:19
what
ps2guy1 on 25.03. at 16:21
The irony in your name.
You don't even know spears are the best attack, yet your name is zack 'attack'.
ps2guy1 on 25.03. at 16:27
Also, why is your tribe name Elite 12?
zack attack on 25.03. at 16:33
so your in smash and you cant smash crap and your name sounds like piss sucking 2 guy 1 so im wierd.lol
ps2guy1 on 25.03. at 16:37
I smash peoples nobles with my spear nukes.
I think you may not have adequate reading ability if you think our name sounds like that. Btw, can you lend me some axes for defense?
ps2guy1 on 25.03. at 16:42
It's hard following this conversation, funny as it may be.
For you Mr. Zack Attack, This is an extremely important TW tool, you'd do well to make use of it.
zack attack on 25.03. at 16:57
axe are not defense there offense. i would lend you some though i dont consider each other allies.
ps2guy1 on 25.03. at 16:59
Oh wow, the dictionary really helps
Alot better, keep it up. But work on you grammar now.
ps2guy1 on 25.03. at 17:02
There you go. A comma a day, keeps the spear nukes away.
http://www.grammarbook.com/
zack attack on 25.03. at 17:18
I like your personality,very funny indead. Though this whole conversation started by me calmly asking you not to tell us to restart if you are recruiting people we would be glad top join but we will not restart. plus my real name is Zack so please refer to me as Zack for now on.
thanks,zack
ps2guy1 on 25.03. at 17:28
Here's the thing zack attack, your not very good.
Restart.
zack attack on 25.03. at 19:03
kiss my big hairy fart place
ps2guy1 on 25.03. at 19:35
Do you get many people to do that?
zack attack on 25.03. at 19:39
no though im sure you have you and your eregent boy friend do it hard kk
ps2guy1 on 25.03. at 19:43
Someone's abit upset. Would you like a teddy bear to calm you down?
zack attack on 25.03. at 19:44
no okay! im calm i just saying that you must think im a threat if you want me to restart
ps2guy1 on 25.03. at 19:46
No I just want your resources. You are no significant threat to me, just an terrible player wasting my resources.
zack attack on 25.03. at 19:47
if you have been playing this game for 8 years then you played this game when you were 7 so im plenty of age
zack attack on 25.03. at 19:48
what do you send and how much in your spear nukes
ps2guy1 on 25.03. at 19:50
My spear nukes are surprises.
zack attack on 25.03. at 19:51
do you just send spears or what
ps2guy1 on 25.03. at 19:51
I only send spears and archers in my attacks.
zack attack on 25.03. at 19:57
interesting hahahahahaa
zack attack on 25.03. at 19:58
theres no archers on the world so just spears good luck
ps2guy1 on 25.03. at 20:01
There are archers. I have them already noob.
zack attack on 25.03. at 20:02
on what world
ps2guy1 on 25.03. at 20:05
Umm, this world noob. Jeez
zack attack on 25.03. at 20:06
there is no archers i checked
ps2guy1 on 25.03. at 20:07
I guess you checked wrong noob.
zack attack on 25.03. at 20:08
there are no funtastic archers kk
ps2guy1 on 25.03. at 20:10
Archers don't have sexual intercourse on this game, its open for all ages. Jeez.
zack attack on 25.03. at 20:12
no archers k
ps2guy1 on 25.03. at 20:17
Now that we've got that figured out, what do you think of this idea.
"Scout Nuke"
At the speed scouts sprint it would be an unstoppable force!
zack attack on 25.03. at 20:22
they dont kill troops though
ps2guy1 on 25.03. at 20:27
Ok, let me give you a little lesson. Scouts are the fastest unit in the game, the traverse each square at the speed of 100km/h. Since they are so fast they can disable the enemy before they even know what happened, a group of 100 scouts can easily kill a full nuke.
zack attack on 25.03. at 20:31
listen i know you havent played this game for 8 years becuase you dont know poop about thi game your a newbie who just joined so shut up.
ps2guy1 on 25.03. at 20:32
I also have more points than you ^^
zack attack on 25.03. at 20:49
becuase your a point whore
ps2guy1 on 25.03. at 20:50
I don't think so, maybe it had something to do with you not being a very good player.
zack attack on 25.03. at 20:51
says the one who thought scouts could kill other troops besides scouts
ps2guy1 on 25.03. at 20:53
I think my eight years experience is a bit more than your two days.
zack attack on 25.03. at 20:57
you dint play this when you ere 7 kk
ps2guy1 on 25.03. at 20:58
Prove it.
zack attack on 25.03. at 20:59
cuase you could'nt read till you were 13. burn
ps2guy1 on 25.03. at 21:04
Because*
Couldn't*
Until*
And incorrect capitalization throughout.
zack attack on 25.03. at 21:06
okay nerd i dint think i had to be perfect for you shiny little ***** bumhole
ps2guy1 on 25.03. at 21:16
I guess you decided not to make use of that dictionary link i sent you.
zack attack on 25.03. at 21:20
i fot tht u wre jking lol 4 u d'int tel me u had a dacunarie.
ps2guy1 on 26.03. at 13:43
You'll regret not opening that dictionary link in the future.
zack attack on 26.03. at 13:51
We are sorry though tribal wars player[player]Zack attack[/player] has been banned from server. He will not be able to respond to you no longer.
ps2guy1 on 26.03. at 13:53
Quit the jokes bud I know you weren't banned.
zack attack on 26.03. at 13:56
We are sorry though tribal wars playerZack attack has been banned from server. He will not be able to respond to you no longer.
ps2guy1 on 27.03. at 12:58
Wow, nice 'copy and paste' fail XD
Filtering this as we speak.
edit** Normal writing is me, coloured is ed.
Any italics you see in his posts are edited by me.
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DeletedUser1578
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Epic lmfao
Nice edits
Nice edits
DeletedUser
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DeletedUser
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DeletedUser
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"edited"
New nickname for you? Tempting.
I'll stick with Patricia for now
I was gonna edit that out but.................how?
DeletedUser
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I was gonna edit that out but.................how?
I immediately thought of a better one, but it would definitely get me in trouble if I post it so I shall just think it, and laugh in your general direction
DeletedUser
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"piss sucking 2 guy 1"
New nickname for you? Tempting.
I'll stick with Patricia for now
LOL, Patricia.
Anyways, good one Pat(ricia). Did it start with that "Don't Panic!" restart mail?
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DeletedUser
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It did, that mail can be found in the other funny mail thread
DeletedUser1578
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A convo with the bf or hubby of one of my soon-to-be-farms. I had sent a mass restart mail to my 15x15, including her; he gets pissed off and sends a little army my way as well as this.
My comments in orange.
My comments in orange.
bruniximortal today at 12:50
Hello dear new enemy!
Welcome to hell, I hope you enjoy playing with my barbarian and you start again after threatening the most beautiful woman in the world!
linkman226 today at 15:34
Last I checked, I wasn't threatening Megan Fox or Angelina Jolie.
So no, I'm not threatening the most beautiful woman in the world.
bruniximortal today at 16:00
ashhahshashahshahsa
Still, Cristina Carmo is more beautiful than Angelina Jolie and Megan Fox
linkman226 today at 16:03
http://ralph.ninemsn.com.au/img/babe_articles/jun09/emily_wallpaper.jpg
I guarantee you that's hotter than your girlfriend.
linkman226 today at 16:04
And watch as I demolish you troops.
bruniximortal today at 16:08
kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
worse than you are right wait... is he admitting his gf isn't the hottest person in the world?... anyway, Cristina is very, very, very beautiful
The troops do not matter, it is a "war" is her fault, but you will lose at least half I guarantee!
Ahh, and I want to see you show me some other most beautiful Cristina!
linkman226 today at 16:10
A quick google search yields plenty of obliging maidens by the name of cristina:
http://www.google.com/images?hl=en&...8&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&biw=958&bih=510&uss=1
Do you honestly think this is a one-man show? That I don't have a tribe, or friends to back me? And so what if I lose half? You, sir, are going to pay the more costly price.
linkman226 today at 16:11
In short, you effectively admitted this is a suicide mission.
bruniximortal today at 16:18
kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Are you serious! xD
linkman226 today at 16:20
Do oranges have peels?
bruniximortal today at 16:22
What???
Uhul, how nice, a tribe of 31 members from five members of a tribe!
Totally just not think?
linkman226 today at 16:28
But do oranges have peels?
bruniximortal today at 16:35
still do not understand!
linkman226 today at 16:39
But do they??
bruniximortal today at 16:47
?
linkman226 today at 16:51
Do oranges have peels?
In portuguesee:
Fazer laranjas têm casca?
bruniximortal today at 16:55
Ainda assim não entendo o que você quer dizer com isso!
In English:
Still do not understand what you mean by that!
linkman226 today at 16:56
It's a yes or no question.
bruniximortal today at 16:59
Hum...
Not??
oranges don't have peels?
DeletedUser
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But where's the funny mail?
<3
<3
DeletedUser1578
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Well I thought mine was funny.
Apparently not =/
Apparently not =/
DeletedUser
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I found it funny .
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At close to the start of this world i offered for a tribe to merge into my tribe.
the guy was so mad about the following conversation that he declared war on us.
since then weve been using his members as fodder for OD, they dont attack us.
Enemy: Concur The World Alliance
Title: Concur
Start on 25.03. at 19:04:35
End ---
Duration: 11 days 22:32:53
Forum thread:
Explanation: This war is becouse of insult to this tribe and ask for us to mearge together wich is an insult to this tribe.
the guy was so mad about the following conversation that he declared war on us.
since then weve been using his members as fodder for OD, they dont attack us.
Enemy: Concur The World Alliance
Title: Concur
Start on 25.03. at 19:04:35
End ---
Duration: 11 days 22:32:53
Forum thread:
Explanation: This war is becouse of insult to this tribe and ask for us to mearge together wich is an insult to this tribe.
DeletedUser
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If you think a tribe with a 314 avg points is worth merging into then you need to go look at the .net server.
DeletedUser
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Im from the .net server.
i gave them the offer to merge back on the 25th.
i gave them the offer to merge back on the 25th.
DeletedUser
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But where's the funny mail?
<3
Sorry, had to quote myself.
<3
DeletedUser
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Hahaha you gotta say though thumbs up for the Ice cube reference!