Funny/ interesting IGM Messages

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Cookies and Camming

Willie B Hardigan on 11.04. at 17:46
were nobling hellish, back off or I noble you.

Aliquisher on 11.04. at 17:48
I dont send a nobleman but redhouse send a nobleman...

Willie B Hardigan on 11.04. at 17:50
then redhouse is gonna get capped as well. I see he didnt learn his lesson when we catted him so hard his family felt it so looks like his logic and reasoning need some resolution. Would you like a lesson too? Therye free

Aliquisher on 11.04. at 17:51
No I dont want angry I only want talk.
And I dont fight vs you cause I have at this moment no chance

Willie B Hardigan on 11.04. at 17:52
No idea what you just said but Im sending some cats so talk to them theyre nice

Aliquisher on 11.04. at 17:54
I dont want fight that I said.
And I dont nobble Hellish it give no reason for attacking me.

Willie B Hardigan on 11.04. at 18:07
Do me a favor then, give me a good cookie recipe please. Any cookie will suffice, fail to comply and kitties come.

Aliquisher on 11.04. at 18:08
Sorry I dont understand all :(

Willie B Hardigan on 11.04. at 18:09
Cookies AKA Tasty Treats, dessert. Recipe now, patience wearing thin.

Willie B Hardigan on 11.04. at 18:11
Waiting...waiting

Aliquisher on 11.04. at 18:12
Send 1000x Cookies hope your happy :D

Willie B Hardigan on 11.04. at 18:13
I need a recipe and if I don't get it my head is going to explode. Can I tell u a thecret?

Aliquisher on 11.04. at 18:15
What you want for cookies then i can said you

Willie B Hardigan on 11.04. at 18:17
I just want the recipe dude, google it. Now Im catting you, I wanted to be friends and you treat me like cheap hot garbage, why you want to make me feel bad?

Aliquisher on 11.04. at 18:20
http://allrecipes.com//Recipe/The-Ultimate-Chocolate-Chip-Cookie/Detail.aspx

Willie B Hardigan on 11.04. at 18:20
Can we be friends? Like in game? I dont have many no one likes me

Aliquisher on 11.04. at 18:22
Yes we can :)
Why you dont have many?

Willie B Hardigan on 11.04. at 18:23
Can you add me? I dont know how to. People say Im ugly and cant read guud

Aliquisher on 11.04. at 18:24
Where are you from?

Willie B Hardigan on 11.04. at 18:25
I come from the east in search of the messiah

Willie B Hardigan on 11.04. at 18:26
Sorry, I declined friend request by accident can you resend

Aliquisher on 11.04. at 18:26
I mean from which country?

Willie B Hardigan on 11.04. at 18:28
How do I accept? I am from United States we are awesome number 1 tribe in the world right now we might merge with Canada

Aliquisher on 11.04. at 18:29
Go on friends and then next to my Name on accept.
ah cool

Willie B Hardigan on 11.04. at 18:29
I hit decline again and were not buddies, do I hit except? I dont read guud so people dont like me Im sorry

Aliquisher on 11.04. at 18:30
I know that you have fun to do that ...

Willie B Hardigan on 11.04. at 18:31
no Im serious please dont do this I even told my family that I have a new friend Ill hit the right one I promise

Aliquisher on 11.04. at 18:32
I give your a last chance and if you dont accept I dont laugh and i dont write back

Willie B Hardigan on 11.04. at 18:34
Ok I do it right this time I swear. YAY! I excepted it Im happy now. Im glad were buddies what kuntry you from? do u have facebuuk? Can we be real life buddies that would be supur awsum

Aliquisher on 11.04. at 18:36
I come from Germany my 2nd co too and my others are not on acc but they came neyt time.
No i only have skype and icq
If you like yes :)

Willie B Hardigan on 11.04. at 18:38
what is icq? Can I tell you a secret? I like you

Aliquisher on 11.04. at 18:39
icq is an instend messanger you can cha, call or videocall there ;)

Willie B Hardigan on 11.04. at 18:44
Can we cam?

Aliquisher on 11.04. at 18:45
Not now its late german time are 00:45 o clock.
I go in a few minutes sleep

Willie B Hardigan on 11.04. at 19:05
Maybe cam tomorrow? Im ugly tho so hope you can see past that and we can be supur buddies
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Cookies and Camming...
 

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I actually enjoyed that

Make sure not to show your naughty parts on cam though :D
 

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Aliquisher on 13.04. at 01:24
Why [player]Noise[/player] kick you?

Paper wings on 13.04. at 01:24
ask him he didnt tell anything guess because of smash;)

Aliquisher on 13.04. at 01:27
?

Paper wings on 13.04. at 01:29
anyway, im going to destroy you

Aliquisher on 13.04. at 01:30
And why?

Paper wings on 13.04. at 01:31
u attack me

Aliquisher on 13.04. at 01:32
Yeah cause Noise kick you and need new village.
But thats not the problem...

Paper wings on 13.04. at 01:35
why do you attack me now say?

Paper wings on 13.04. at 01:37
SOo?

Aliquisher on 13.04. at 01:39
1st Noise do all alone. I am the Baron but he dont talk anything what he done.
2nd I think he kicked your cause to nobble reason is I said him thats this tribe suck and now he want nobble me and need a nearly village I think.
Thats reason for looking cause If you were online then I have asked you for fusion and go to Smash but you wasnt online and my co send only spys for view!
I want that you came to me in account the other co whos attack you I have kicked.
Now I have only 1 co but he isnt online cause they must go away with her family.


Lol
 

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Paper Wings said:
Aliquisher on 13.04. at 01:24
Why [player]Noise[/player] kick you?

Paper wings on 13.04. at 01:24
ask him he didnt tell anything guess because of smash;)

Aliquisher on 13.04. at 01:27
?

Paper wings on 13.04. at 01:29
anyway, im going to destroy you

Aliquisher on 13.04. at 01:30
And why?

Paper wings on 13.04. at 01:31
u attack me

Aliquisher on 13.04. at 01:32
Yeah cause Noise kick you and need new village.
But thats not the problem...

Paper wings on 13.04. at 01:35
why do you attack me now say?

Paper wings on 13.04. at 01:37
SOo?

Aliquisher on 13.04. at 01:39
1st Noise do all alone. I am the Baron but he dont talk anything what he done.
2nd I think he kicked your cause to nobble reason is I said him thats this tribe suck and now he want nobble me and need a nearly village I think.
Thats reason for looking cause If you were online then I have asked you for fusion and go to Smash but you wasnt online and my co send only spys for view!
I want that you came to me in account the other co whos attack you I have kicked.
Now I have only 1 co but he isnt online cause they must go away with her family.


Lol
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Lol @ the family
 

DeletedUser

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seriously,doesnt he know players playing Noise changed?someone tell him. id feel bad this way :D
 
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DeletedUser

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I think Aliquisher is just upset that his application to Smash got rejected.
 

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rizkimilanisti on 17.04. at 20:16
you're not indoesian people..okey let's talk english conversation..why me attack you? cause you're my enemy!

Poolman on 17.04. at 20:19
I meant my tribe !! I'll give you one chance to stop your attacks or me and my tribe will start attacking

rizkimilanisti on 17.04. at 20:21
hahahaha pleaseee attack me..and my tribe will attack you back!

Poolman on 17.04. at 20:23
Haha ok well may the best man win !

rizkimilanisti on 17.04. at 20:28
hahaha you want attack me??? prepare your troops man!

Poolman on 17.04. at 20:38
What are troops??

rizkimilanisti on 17.04. at 20:41
troops is soldier

Poolman on 17.04. at 22:25
Oh like army soldiers??

rizkimilanisti today at 02:54
if you want war with me..we personal war don't with your tribe.

Poolman today at 06:43
War against one is War against all

rizkimilanisti today at 06:47
hahaha looser...are you gentle man? ohh i think u are women LOL

Poolman today at 13:57
Ur a woman????

rizkimilanisti today at 19:17
u man..where your troops??are you chicken??

Poolman today at 20:16
Naa i have to heat the pan before i cook the chicken

rizkimilanisti today at 20:18
hahaha in this game is game of wars isn't game cooking man!!LOL

Poolman today at 20:19
Its a cooking game disguised as war game!! You cook your opponents then eat their soldiers

rizkimilanisti today at 20:27
hahahahahaha calm down man!!..it's for fun..can you attack me?

Poolman today at 20:29
No this is serious i've been training my whole life to take you down so no its not for fun its business. Anyway what are you doing for easter????

rizkimilanisti today at 20:32
ohhhhh okee..sorry before man!!..no i'm moslem I LOVE ALLAH!!!

Poolman today at 20:33
Oh ok well what are you doing for muslim easter???

rizkimilanisti today at 20:40
no celebrate cause in muslim isn't there easter.

Poolman today at 20:41
Where do you get chocolate eggs from then??

rizkimilanisti today at 20:43
I don't know your habbit cause I never know easter.

Poolman today at 20:46
Oh ok well my troops are bringing you chocolate eggs homemade enjoy!
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Thought this would interesting lol
 

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63 sins on 22.04. at 21:50
Join my tribe we are 20th place and wantedto see if you were good. I was sent to scout you to check your progress in troops and buildings and you were accepted now I suggest you stop the attacks before my tribe has to get serious.

Keos on 22.04. at 21:54
9x9 rules well 15x15... only noobs would ask help from his tribe. Man up... Now its your turn to prove to me that your not a NOOB ^_^ then maybe I can join your tribe and take your place, what you think? :p

63 sins on 22.04. at 21:55
i like your attitude. unfortunatly im perfectly satisfied with asking for help from friends. Im ready.

Keos on 22.04. at 21:56
Alright suit yourself ^_^

63 sins on 22.04. at 22:00
by the way you started on the 13th not the 14th

Keos on 22.04. at 22:02
Edited done, thanks for checking for me ^_^

You might wanna activate your Militia ^_^

63 sins on 22.04. at 22:03
already done...we could make good allies

Keos on 22.04. at 22:06
Allies inside 9x9?... is this a joke? ^_^

I forgot to introduce myself... I am known as IIIKaosIII in .net ... HP server, Duke of Rank #1 tribe.

63 sins on 22.04. at 22:08
Says the guy in a ranked 51 tribe

Keos on 22.04. at 22:11
I know right? ^_^ If you have skype add me. In an early stage like this... its everyone for himself. But you would'nt know that ^_^ I'm sure your tribemates will tell you that aswell hehe

63 sins on 22.04. at 22:13
A year ago I quit tribalwars in my old account when there was only w1 and I was part of ego??? Then smash

Keos on 22.04. at 22:13
And oh in skype, I still have the name IIIKaosIII... I could'nt let the name go especially I was famous for being the Duke of a rank #1 tribe :) in HP server.

Keos on 22.04. at 22:14
I played in .net first time to play in an american server... so yea never heard of smash ^_^

63 sins on 22.04. at 22:16
Their the top tribe out of all worlds. That's why I restarted in this world. They remembered me and thought Id be a problem so they wiped me out

Keos on 22.04. at 22:18
If I was part of that tribe, I would do the same... No offense ^_^ but you don't befriend anyone inside your 9x9 LMAO unless your a noob pointwhore well for more experienced players or people who have Co-players like to have their 15x15/20x20 as farms. So yea I'm actually nice for putting 9x9 :)

Keos on 22.04. at 22:19
Is your militia ready? ^_^

Keos on 22.04. at 22:23
Sooooo DID you really activate your Militia??? HAHAHA 50% deduction on resources ^_^

63 sins on 22.04. at 22:24
Hahahaha lmfao that was good and I really did

Keos on 22.04. at 22:28
Lesson #2, you don't attack anyone who is active until you get catapults or Rams :) which is about tomorrow morning ^_^ My troops will see you then :p

63 sins on 22.04. at 22:37
Why dont you join and everything will be peaceful and you kill me later

Keos on 22.04. at 22:39
I don't even know if your tribe is that good yet :) I will know by how they will handle your case before I make a descision. ^_^

63 sins on 22.04. at 22:40
That's a good choice
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He attacks I dodged... he scouts I killed all his scouts... then I scout him... he invites me to his tribe and wants to become friends ^_^ then I sent 1 axeman as fake to his villa and he activates his militia :p
 
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runaway on 18.04. at 22:21
can you invite me to join your tribe ?
i search tribe will use english language:)

Lelouch. on 19.04. at 18:38
No.
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^ Don't judge the short response.

hellmeet on 20.04. at 02:02
can I join this tribe?

Lelouch. on 20.04. at 02:05
What can you offer?

hellmeet on 20.04. at 03:41
I probably still have a small point ...
but I will try to increase the points ...
and troops ...
here I am just learning ...
may only loyalty which I give now

Lelouch. on 20.04. at 03:44
Can you sing while dancing on one foot and balancing oranges on your head?

hellmeet on 20.04. at 03:47
if you do not believe me?

Lelouch. on 20.04. at 03:51
Can you do it or not?

hellmeet on 20.04. at 03:53
if the orange in my head, I can not

Lelouch. on 20.04. at 03:59
Then I'm afraid you cannot join our tribe.

hellmeet on 20.04. at 04:01
you have the big tribe...
like a kingdom ...
whether the common people like me should not be in. ..?

Lelouch. on 20.04. at 04:07
Only the common people who can sing while dancing on one foot and balancing oranges on their heads can join.

hellmeet on 20.04. at 04:09
Lelouch said:
Only the common people who can sing while dancing on one foot and balancing oranges on their heads can join.
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if u want me to do it?
i'll try it...
but..
let me in..
if ican't just bew like u...
u can kick me out

Lelouch. on 20.04. at 04:10
You have to do it first, upload a video of it, send it to me, and then I'll accept you if you've done it right.

hellmeet on 20.04. at 04:11
it's hard 4 me..
see you again...

Lelouch. on 20.04. at 04:12
You sure?

hellmeet on 20.04. at 04:14
I'm sure ...
I probably still below ...
but I will try to raise my points and the Troops
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DeeLocx33 on 20.04. at 11:31
I would like to come to your tribe, not because it is good, but I see that we are close seeded D.
Experience I have a very large. I played for 18 world Polish tribes (I'm Pole) and I had over 3 million, and the world's 26 Polish tribes had about 700 thousand.
Army recruits increases. We apologize for the "bad language", but I am Polish and I can write a little bad.


Greetings [player]DeeLocx33[/player]

Lelouch. on 20.04. at 13:35
Can you sing while dancing on one foot and balancing oranges on your head?

DeeLocx33 on 21.04. at 14:08
Sorry there was no question .
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^ There was no question.

bestia333 on 21.04. at 23:33
please invitation in tribe

Lelouch. on 22.04. at 00:45
Can you sing while dancing on one foot and balancing oranges on your head?

bestia333 on 22.04. at 01:39
give me invitation

Lelouch. on 22.04. at 01:46
Can you sing while dancing on one foot and balancing oranges on your head?

bestia333 on 22.04. at 02:44
yes

Lelouch. on 22.04. at 02:46
Got any proof?
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^ He was very insistent.

STYL3R. on 22.04. at 14:45
Portuguese or English ?

Lelouch. on 22.04. at 14:46
English. Why?

STYL3R. on 22.04. at 14:47
You can send an invitation? I started yesterday, historico'm in another world if you want to see ...

Lelouch. on 22.04. at 14:48
Can you sing while dancing on one foot and balancing oranges on your head?

STYL3R. on 22.04. at 14:53
Lol.

I want to know if it open or closed, also I have done these games, the noob here not me.

Good game.

Lelouch. on 22.04. at 14:58
Answer the question.

STYL3R. on 22.04. at 15:10
Ok.

No.

Lelouch. on 22.04. at 15:17
Then you cannot join.

STYL3R. on 22.04. at 17:44
kiss kiss

Lelouch. on 22.04. at 17:45
You fail.

STYL3R. on 22.04. at 17:48
No,you a best fail...

Lelouch. on 22.04. at 22:37
Make sense noob.
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^ I am the best fail.

Trrup3l3 SSp3cial3 on 22.04. at 07:04
do you want to invite me in your tribe??

Trrup3l3 SSp3cial3 on 22.04. at 08:12
??

Lelouch. on 22.04. at 14:17
Can you sing while dancing on one foot and balancing oranges on your head?

Lelouch. on 22.04. at 14:17
And more importantly, why leave your current tribe?

Trrup3l3 SSp3cial3 on 22.04. at 14:20
because i not like these tribe

Lelouch. on 22.04. at 14:24
Why not?

Trrup3l3 SSp3cial3 on 22.04. at 14:26
because these tribe is not united

Lelouch. on 22.04. at 14:27
Do you have any privileges in your tribe?

Trrup3l3 SSp3cial3 on 22.04. at 15:14
no

Lelouch. on 22.04. at 15:16
Got anything to offer?

Trrup3l3 SSp3cial3 on 22.04. at 15:52
noffing way??

Lelouch. on 22.04. at 15:53
Huh?

Trrup3l3 SSp3cial3 on 22.04. at 16:57
do you want to invite me in your tribe?

Lelouch. on 22.04. at 16:58
What can you give me?

Trrup3l3 SSp3cial3 on 22.04. at 16:59
what give you?:))

Lelouch. on 22.04. at 17:00
I don't know, you have to offer.

Trrup3l3 SSp3cial3 on 22.04. at 17:00
a little [expletive]??:)) i joke

Lelouch. on 22.04. at 17:01
Alright, you're not getting an invite.

Trrup3l3 SSp3cial3 on 22.04. at 17:01
i joke but you angry way ??no joke you know?

Lelouch. on 22.04. at 17:03
You bore me.

Trrup3l3 SSp3cial3 on 22.04. at 17:04
no??

Lelouch. on 22.04. at 17:05
No.
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^ He offered me inappropriate things.
 
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I must say they are funny. I might just want to drop you a mail for the fun of it. :D
 

DeletedUser

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Haha, well either way our conversation would be funny. But then my Co-PLayer would take it to the extremes of ridicules :p

By the way. That orange trick. I can actually do, i can do 4 oranges ;)
 

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Sir Sandrius said:
Haha, well either way our conversation would be funny. But then my Co-PLayer would take it to the extremes of ridicules :p

By the way. That orange trick. I can actually do, i can do 4 oranges ;)
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Can you prove it? ;) Like or-el would like it to be proven?

Lelouch said:
on 20.04. at 04:10
You have to do it first, upload a video of it, send it to me, and then I'll accept you if you've done it right.
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DeletedUser

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Oh gosh you court me out ;)

You legend Yanna, i will do it one day ;D
 
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