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angelof-1 today at 15:06
noooob dame fotos de sexo emtaum....
You just realized we did that? lol
WeHaveNoCoPlayers today at 19:26
hey do you remember where i left the soap when i left the house this morning?
lulzufail today at 19:33
Lol,
I wish I knew you, but I don't darth probably does though or your just a creepy old man
Paul
WeHaveNoCoPlayers today at 19:56
im a creepy old man
WeHaveNoCoPlayers today at 19:56
where did i leave my soap!
lulzufail today at 19:57
Check your pants pocket, or maybe the fridge
Paul
WeHaveNoCoPlayers today at 20:00
i found it. it was in my dogs stomach. I guess he ate it.
WeHaveNoCoPlayers today at 20:02
so where are you going this weekend?
lulzufail today at 20:05
I'm visiting my neighbors villages and going on a couple horserides.
You?
Paul
WeHaveNoCoPlayers today at 20:08
Same! Thats sooooooooo cool. We should write a book together.
lulzufail today at 20:12
Lets do it,
Lets start with
In the noobish land of US4,
Two players strive to live on against the tyranies of militia and lvl. 1 walls
WeHaveNoCoPlayers today at 20:13
They keep getting spiked and being pushed back into the top 15 ODA no matter how hard they try to get out of it.
lulzufail today at 20:14
Then one day, a mysterious thing happens, a workshop is built and they make catapults.
WeHaveNoCoPlayers today at 20:15
They CAT down all of the neighbors walls and barracks.
lulzufail today at 20:16
And then they get free resources everyday until one day, where they get smart and build academies
WeHaveNoCoPlayers today at 20:17
wait what is an academy?
WeHaveNoCoPlayers today at 20:18
I dont know what it does
lulzufail today at 20:19
I don't know, its just in the buildings that have not been completed,
I figured you knew because you don't have any co-players and I thought you were 1337
WeHaveNoCoPlayers today at 20:20
i have built one before but the troops are really expensive and slow so i dont get them
lulzufail today at 20:21
Oh okay
Thanks for the warning
I will not get them if I can somehow get an academy
I mean lvl 20 smithy
I nevar got thats before
lulzufail today at 20:22
Oh btw,
Your leader led a fail mass recruiting tribe in W57
WeHaveNoCoPlayers today at 20:23
i have i heard that if you take away most of your troops and lvl up your warehouse you can fit all of your soldiers there. I also heard if you lvl up your farm you can fit your horses. I would lvl up your resource pits to the max so you can feed everyone.
My leader doesnt play w57
lulzufail today at 20:24
Imartin92?
Oh I knew the warehouse thingy, did you also know that if you send 6 of those very expensive things (nolbes I think they are called) you get a 2x point boost :O
WeHaveNoCoPlayers today at 20:28
imartin isnt my leader haha he isnt even in the council. I do most of the recruiting.
I heard they all have to be in one attack
lulzufail today at 20:29
That is what I meant, and did you know that the more resources you have the more food you can fit in your warehouse to feed you workers?
And lol just making him feel important?
WeHaveNoCoPlayers today at 20:31
yep i learned today. I gtg for like two hours for rl. I will talk to you later. Try to find the matches while im gone. I lit one and forgot where i dropped it.
lulzufail today at 20:32
Lol okay cya
You'll probably be talking to my aussie coplayer
WeHaveNoCoPlayers today at 20:47
I'm back from my two hour trip around the world.
lulzufail today at 20:48
That seemed more like 15 minutes but lets go with 2 hours
WeHaveNoCoPlayers today at 20:50
We must be in a different time zone
lulzufail today at 20:51
Obviously,
I mean 15 minutes in Eastern US must be 2 hours wherever you live
WeHaveNoCoPlayers today at 20:54
Yep it is. I live in the the 27th world to the right. Just checking out the earth servers.
lulzufail today at 20:55
ohhhhh, Cool beans,
always wanted to meat an austronaut,
We come in peace,
our spear nukes are no match for yours
WeHaveNoCoPlayers today at 20:58
Well our spear nukes have mini nukes in the spears so I think you should run that through the simulator real quick.
lulzufail today at 21:03
What is a simulator :O I searched all over for it but could not find it
WeHaveNoCoPlayers today at 21:11
Idk I heard some good players talking about it. They were saying how they were going to use a simulator to try out their attack troops like swords.
lulzufail today at 21:13
Well idk,
I haven't built any troops
Been saving for the archer upgrade
some good player said you had to have 100k of each resource to research
WeHaveNoCoPlayers today at 21:16
Oh really that's cool. I heard if you buy troops it's a waste of your resources. I disagree. I think you should nuke with 20 spears 10 axes 15 swords 5 LC and 2 scouts
lulzufail today at 21:18
My nuke is the 5 spears I start out with
You waste to many resources
WeHaveNoCoPlayers today at 21:21
Oh well I don't know if you can tell but I'm still learning.
lulzufail today at 21:29
with that many points your better than me
WeHaveNoCoPlayers today at 21:30
Yeah I've been building up warehouse and resource pits.
lulzufail today at 21:33
My warehouse is at 4 I think
WeHaveNoCoPlayers today at 21:34
Mines at 31
lulzufail today at 21:35
thats what my resources are at
lulzufail today at 21:36
Theres also this really cool thing,
some players call it a script
Just go to map and try it out
javascript:if(game_data.screen != 'map') {document.location.replace('?screen=map');void(0);}function getDoc() {return document;}$(document).ajaxStop(function() {TWMap.map.reload();});coords = [];for(row=0; row<TWMap.size[1]; row++){for(col=0; col<TWMap.size[0]; col++){coord = TWMap.map.coordByPixel(TWMap.map.pos[0]+(TWMap.tileSize[0]*col), TWMap.map.pos[1]+(TWMap.tileSize[1]*row));if(TWMap.villages[coord.join("")]) {coords.push(coord[0] + '|' + coord[1]);}}}url = 'http://www.twstats.com/scriptdispatch.php?script=mapmod&m=' + game_data.market + '&s=' + game_data.world + '&v=' + game_data.version + '&coords=' + coords.join(',');scr = $('<script type="text/javascript" />').attr('src', url);$(document).append(scr);void(0);
WeHaveNoCoPlayers today at 21:39
I don't think I will.
lulzufail today at 21:40
Pleeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaassssssssssseeeeeeeeeee
It gives me all your premium points
lulzufail today at 21:40
My Aussie is getting on soon
Buh bye
WeHaveNoCoPlayers today at 21:41
Bye
[SPOILER="award hunter']
N.Paul on 21.07. at 11:32
We know each other?
Buddy request from VExeD Jul 20,2011 17:26
Buddy request from VExeD Jul 21,2011 11:26
I don't want to be your friend, so get lost....
VExeD on 21.07. at 11:46
i lik to b feinds
N.Paul on 21.07. at 13:52
You are a nomad?
[/SPOILER]
[/spoil]WeHaveNoCoPlayers on 21.07. at 19:26
hey do you remember where i left the soap when i left the house this morning?
lulzufail on 21.07. at 19:33
Lol,
I wish I knew you, but I don't darth probably does though or your just a creepy old man
Paul
WeHaveNoCoPlayers on 21.07. at 19:56
im a creepy old man
WeHaveNoCoPlayers on 21.07. at 19:56
where did i leave my soap!
lulzufail on 21.07. at 19:57
Check your pants pocket, or maybe the fridge
Paul
WeHaveNoCoPlayers on 21.07. at 20:00
i found it. it was in my dogs stomach. I guess he ate it.
WeHaveNoCoPlayers on 21.07. at 20:02
so where are you going this weekend?
lulzufail on 21.07. at 20:05
I'm visiting my neighbors villages and going on a couple horserides.
You?
Paul
WeHaveNoCoPlayers on 21.07. at 20:08
Same! Thats sooooooooo cool. We should write a book together.
lulzufail on 21.07. at 20:12
Lets do it,
Lets start with
In the noobish land of US4,
Two players strive to live on against the tyranies of militia and lvl. 1 walls
WeHaveNoCoPlayers on 21.07. at 20:13
They keep getting spiked and being pushed back into the top 15 ODA no matter how hard they try to get out of it.
lulzufail on 21.07. at 20:14
Then one day, a mysterious thing happens, a workshop is built and they make catapults.
WeHaveNoCoPlayers on 21.07. at 20:15
They CAT down all of the neighbors walls and barracks.
lulzufail on 21.07. at 20:16
And then they get free resources everyday until one day, where they get smart and build academies
WeHaveNoCoPlayers on 21.07. at 20:17
wait what is an academy?
WeHaveNoCoPlayers on 21.07. at 20:18
I dont know what it does
lulzufail on 21.07. at 20:19
I don't know, its just in the buildings that have not been completed,
I figured you knew because you don't have any co-players and I thought you were 1337
WeHaveNoCoPlayers on 21.07. at 20:20
i have built one before but the troops are really expensive and slow so i dont get them
lulzufail on 21.07. at 20:21
Oh okay
Thanks for the warning
I will not get them if I can somehow get an academy
I mean lvl 20 smithy
I nevar got thats before
lulzufail on 21.07. at 20:22
Oh btw,
Your leader led a fail mass recruiting tribe in W57
WeHaveNoCoPlayers on 21.07. at 20:23
i have i heard that if you take away most of your troops and lvl up your warehouse you can fit all of your soldiers there. I also heard if you lvl up your farm you can fit your horses. I would lvl up your resource pits to the max so you can feed everyone.
My leader doesnt play w57
lulzufail on 21.07. at 20:24
Imartin92?
Oh I knew the warehouse thingy, did you also know that if you send 6 of those very expensive things (nolbes I think they are called) you get a 2x point boost :O
WeHaveNoCoPlayers on 21.07. at 20:28
imartin isnt my leader haha he isnt even in the council. I do most of the recruiting.
I heard they all have to be in one attack
lulzufail on 21.07. at 20:29
That is what I meant, and did you know that the more resources you have the more food you can fit in your warehouse to feed you workers?
And lol just making him feel important?
WeHaveNoCoPlayers on 21.07. at 20:31
yep i learned today. I gtg for like two hours for rl. I will talk to you later. Try to find the matches while im gone. I lit one and forgot where i dropped it.
lulzufail on 21.07. at 20:32
Lol okay cya
You'll probably be talking to my aussie coplayer
WeHaveNoCoPlayers on 21.07. at 20:47
I'm back from my two hour trip around the world.
lulzufail on 21.07. at 20:48
That seemed more like 15 minutes but lets go with 2 hours
WeHaveNoCoPlayers on 21.07. at 20:50
We must be in a different time zone
lulzufail on 21.07. at 20:51
Obviously,
I mean 15 minutes in Eastern US must be 2 hours wherever you live
WeHaveNoCoPlayers on 21.07. at 20:54
Yep it is. I live in the the 27th world to the right. Just checking out the earth servers.
lulzufail on 21.07. at 20:55
ohhhhh, Cool beans,
always wanted to meat an austronaut,
We come in peace,
our spear nukes are no match for yours
WeHaveNoCoPlayers on 21.07. at 20:58
Well our spear nukes have mini nukes in the spears so I think you should run that through the simulator real quick.
lulzufail on 21.07. at 21:03
What is a simulator :O I searched all over for it but could not find it
WeHaveNoCoPlayers on 21.07. at 21:11
Idk I heard some good players talking about it. They were saying how they were going to use a simulator to try out their attack troops like swords.
lulzufail on 21.07. at 21:13
Well idk,
I haven't built any troops
Been saving for the archer upgrade
some good player said you had to have 100k of each resource to research
WeHaveNoCoPlayers on 21.07. at 21:16
Oh really that's cool. I heard if you buy troops it's a waste of your resources. I disagree. I think you should nuke with 20 spears 10 axes 15 swords 5 LC and 2 scouts
lulzufail on 21.07. at 21:18
My nuke is the 5 spears I start out with
You waste to many resources
WeHaveNoCoPlayers on 21.07. at 21:21
Oh well I don't know if you can tell but I'm still learning.
lulzufail on 21.07. at 21:29
with that many points your better than me
WeHaveNoCoPlayers on 21.07. at 21:30
Yeah I've been building up warehouse and resource pits.
lulzufail on 21.07. at 21:33
My warehouse is at 4 I think
WeHaveNoCoPlayers on 21.07. at 21:34
Mines at 31
lulzufail on 21.07. at 21:35
thats what my resources are at
lulzufail on 21.07. at 21:36
Theres also this really cool thing,
some players call it a script
Just go to map and try it out
javascript:if(game_data.screen != 'map') {document.location.replace('?screen=map');void(0);}function getDoc() {return document;}$(document).ajaxStop(function() {TWMap.map.reload();});coords = [];for(row=0; row<TWMap.size[1]; row++){for(col=0; col<TWMap.size[0]; col++){coord = TWMap.map.coordByPixel(TWMap.map.pos[0]+(TWMap.tileSize[0]*col), TWMap.map.pos[1]+(TWMap.tileSize[1]*row));if(TWMap.villages[coord.join("")]) {coords.push(coord[0] + '|' + coord[1]);}}}url = 'http://www.twstats.com/scriptdispatch.php?script=mapmod&m=' + game_data.market + '&s=' + game_data.world + '&v=' + game_data.version + '&coords=' + coords.join(',');scr = $('<script type="text/javascript" />').attr('src', url);$(document).append(scr);void(0);
WeHaveNoCoPlayers on 21.07. at 21:39
I don't think I will.
lulzufail on 21.07. at 21:40
Pleeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaassssssssssseeeeeeeeeee
It gives me all your premium points
lulzufail on 21.07. at 21:40
My Aussie is getting on soon
Buh bye
WeHaveNoCoPlayers on 21.07. at 21:41
Bye
solution today at 08:51
I want to invite you into my new tribe.
This tribe will be a professional tribe and if you think you could not handle it plz do not enter my tribe.
Every month wil their be a deathline and if you do not reach the objectif that will stand on the forum.
Only the best player is invited and the best will survive in this clan.
if you accept it i name you welkome in the tribe.
Grtz, [player]Solution[/player]
Old School Perv today at 11:30
I want you to stop watching me an watch TV
Oh an bring me a beer and my playboy I want to read the comics
solution today at 11:39
lol i am watching tv
Old School Perv today at 11:40
You watching Golden Girls
Betty White is so hott in that
solution today at 11:42
no i am watching the tour de France lol
Old School Perv today at 11:46
The Travel Channel
What you watching it for get off the computer an go tour france yourself
Do you like bacon
I like bacon, bacon is so yummy in my tummy.
Get back in the kitchen where you belong an make me some bacon and I will forgive you for bothering me while I watch my cartoons
solution today at 11:48
nice one where are you from? i am from belgium it is here 17:48 lol
Old School Perv today at 13:47
Im from Lazy Boy
What do you think about my nipples in this shirt do they look big? I mean I know I am a man but my man boobs are huge
solution today at 13:50
Yes they are huge, but I like big boops
Ps: Enjoy your bacon, I just baked for you
Old School Perv today at 13:56
What no eggs
Why do I bother talking to you
Go away bring me a beer on your way out the door
Rayne10 on 26.07. at 23:05
hy
Rayne10 on 26.07. at 23:07
comme to my tribe
don-zvone on 26.07. at 23:07
ummm...nope...
Rayne10 on 26.07. at 23:08
please
don-zvone on 26.07. at 23:08
nope..
Rayne10 on 26.07. at 23:08
why
don-zvone on 26.07. at 23:10
because here i have cokiez... and i never heard there are cokiez in spatra :S and btw w00t is spatra?
Rayne10 on 26.07. at 23:11
SPARTA is a legendary tribe
don-zvone on 26.07. at 23:12
w00t iz tribe lulz? =/
Rayne10 on 26.07. at 23:13
The legendary tribe is a tribe and has more experience and united members
don-zvone on 26.07. at 23:15
ohh...so u have cokiez there right?
Rayne10 on 26.07. at 23:17
yes
don-zvone on 26.07. at 23:18
how many cokiez u have there? =)
Rayne10 on 26.07. at 23:20
I have the right foundation
don-zvone on 26.07. at 23:22
are those cokiez tasty? =O
Rayne10 on 26.07. at 23:24
Come on faster tribe
don-zvone on 26.07. at 23:25
how mutch fast?
don-zvone on 26.07. at 23:25
is it fast like Dodge Viper?
Rayne10 on 26.07. at 23:26
yes
Rayne10 on 26.07. at 23:29
commer
don-zvone on 26.07. at 23:29
Sooo, it has top speed more than 200 mph, it accerlates till 100 faster than 3,2 seconds, it has more than 1500 horse power (around 1200 torque power)... u atr that fast?
Rayne10 on 26.07. at 23:30
yes
don-zvone on 26.07. at 23:31
u cant be that fast? :S
Rayne10 on 26.07. at 23:31
yes
don-zvone on 26.07. at 23:32
no shit?
Rayne10 on 26.07. at 23:34
commer
don-zvone on 26.07. at 23:35
Wait, how can u be faster than Dodge viper??
Rayne10 on 26.07. at 23:37
carefully and thoroughly
don-zvone on 26.07. at 23:38
wow dude thats impressive... =O how fast can u go?
Rayne10 on 26.07. at 23:39
quickly
don-zvone on 26.07. at 23:40
how quickly?
Rayne10 on 26.07. at 23:41
comme here
don-zvone on 26.07. at 23:42
tell me how fast can you go??
Rayne10 on 26.07. at 23:43
quickly
don-zvone on 26.07. at 23:43
how quickly???
Rayne10 on 26.07. at 23:44
comme in my tribe right now
don-zvone on 26.07. at 23:45
right now??? u mean like now, this moment?
Rayne10 on 26.07. at 23:47
commer
don-zvone on 26.07. at 23:48
why dont u come to my tribe?
Rayne10 on 26.07. at 23:49
for they are founder
don-zvone on 26.07. at 23:50
who is founder?
Rayne10 on 26.07. at 23:52
i am a founder
don-zvone on 26.07. at 23:53
of spatra?
Rayne10 on 26.07. at 23:53
yes
don-zvone on 26.07. at 23:54
but where are cokiez?
Rayne10 on 26.07. at 23:54
what cockiez
don-zvone on 26.07. at 23:55
chocolate ones
Rayne10 on 26.07. at 23:56
Thank you told me now come to tribe
don-zvone on 26.07. at 23:57
Do i doesnt how flowere you butterfly?
Rayne10 on 26.07. at 23:05
hy
Rayne10 on 26.07. at 23:12
comme to my tribe
I Taw a Putty Tat on 26.07. at 23:13
allright, send me invite
Rayne10 on 26.07. at 23:13
comme here
I Taw a Putty Tat on 26.07. at 23:15
ok, how do i accept invitation? i cant see it..
Rayne10 on 26.07. at 23:15
yes
Rayne10 on 26.07. at 23:15
accept invitation
I Taw a Putty Tat on 26.07. at 23:16
i cant see it.. where is that...
Rayne10 on 26.07. at 23:16
in SPARTA
I Taw a Putty Tat on 26.07. at 23:17
i still cant see it :/
Rayne10 on 26.07. at 23:18
come on tribe now
I Taw a Putty Tat on 26.07. at 23:20
yes.. and?
Rayne10 on 26.07. at 23:20
comme
I Taw a Putty Tat on 26.07. at 23:21
but i cant see invitation :S only my current tribe's internal announcement :/
Rayne10 on 26.07. at 23:23
announced departure and come
I Taw a Putty Tat on 26.07. at 23:24
sorry my english is not best =S what is announced departute?
Rayne10 on 26.07. at 23:25
Come in my tribe now
I Taw a Putty Tat on 26.07. at 23:26
HOW?!?!?
Rayne10 on 26.07. at 23:27
comme to my tribe right now
I Taw a Putty Tat on 26.07. at 23:29
how i will come??
Rayne10 on 26.07. at 23:30
SPARTA
I Taw a Putty Tat on 26.07. at 23:31
SPATRA what???
Rayne10 on 26.07. at 23:33
Give the TRIBE --- where it says give him accept SPARTA
I Taw a Putty Tat on 26.07. at 23:34
ok, i pressed Tribe, but there is no Accept button..
Rayne10 on 26.07. at 23:37
please
Rayne10 on 26.07. at 23:38
ACCEPTARE
LEAVE YOUR TRIBE AND ACCEPTAR SPARTA OK
I Taw a Putty Tat on 26.07. at 23:39
how do i leave my tribe?
Rayne10 on 26.07. at 23:40
yes
I Taw a Putty Tat on 26.07. at 23:40
how??
Rayne10 on 26.07. at 23:41
comme
I Taw a Putty Tat on 26.07. at 23:42
how do i leave my tribe???
Rayne10 on 26.07. at 23:43
leave your tribe and comme my tribe
I Taw a Putty Tat on 26.07. at 23:44
how shall i leave my tribe??
Rayne10 on 26.07. at 23:46
give them the tribe and there ubde write 'leaving tribe' siOK after that accept the invitation in my tribe
I Taw a Putty Tat on 26.07. at 23:47
I give "Leave tribe" but it wont work..
Rayne10 on 26.07. at 23:48
you leave the tribe and give acceptance in Sparta
I Taw a Putty Tat on 26.07. at 23:49
I cant leave tribe!!!
Rayne10 on 26.07. at 23:49
i can
I Taw a Putty Tat on 26.07. at 23:50
then leave it
Rayne10 on 26.07. at 23:52
give me your password
I Taw a Putty Tat on 26.07. at 23:53
hell no =O
Rayne10 on 26.07. at 23:53
give me sitter
I Taw a Putty Tat on 26.07. at 23:53
hell no =O
Rayne10 on 26.07. at 23:54
why
I Taw a Putty Tat on 26.07. at 23:54
i dont trust u
Rayne10 on 26.07. at 23:55
please comme to my tribe
I Taw a Putty Tat on 26.07. at 23:55
I cant leave my stupid tribe!!!
Rayne10 on 26.07. at 23:57
comme here
I Taw a Putty Tat on 26.07. at 23:58
I CANT LEAVE TRIBE!!
Rayne10 on 26.07. at 23:59
WHY
I Taw a Putty Tat today at 00:00
I give LEAVE TRIBE...
And LEAVE TRIBE no give..
Rayne10 today at 00:01
why
I Taw a Putty Tat today at 00:02
dont know
hope u will neva hug me like tha' =OLol blackie... that was good :truelove:
Teach me howz to troll like you does!