ps2guy1 today at 10:38
Hello good sir, if you are reading this now the first thing you want to do is sit down and stay calm. Yes, stay calm. That means DON'T PANIC!
This is a simple instruction yet it is easily forgotten amidst the many going ons of our life, i will however bring it upon myself to repeat this instruction throughout this mail.
Ahh, there it is. Now that I am confident that you won't forget this (let's be serious here, a monkey with a screwdriver for a brain would be able to follow it) I am able to continue with my ever so awesome mail.
On to business. I started this world with great hopes of barb nobling and mass recruiting! I had a dream, a glorious one where we could all live in a world of endless barbs where everyone could hug with no judgments made. However this was not the case and you had the unfortunate luck to have started this world so close to me.
You must keep in mind that not only do I know a thing or two about this game (well it's actually more like three things) but I actually know how to apply them and I'd hate for you to suffer the consequences of not restarting.
Oh, did I forget to mention that? Yeah you're gonna have to restart, but don't worry! It's only the first day! And statistics show that people who don't experience my massive spear nukes first hand are 25% more likely to survive their first month in a new world!
In short, you're going to have to restart if you don't wish to be scarred for life, you see my spear fighters are really quite indecent, rude if I may.
If you want to relate this to anything, relate it to shaving a headless two-headed llama. You wouldn't shave it without your trustee monkey henchmen nearby would you? Just as you wouldn't start a new Tribal Wars world without restarting before the might of the Spam King!
I don't know if that made sense but it should have, if you have any questions please don't hesitate to mail me back (as long as you aren't panicking) and don't forget to restart! Preferably on the other side of the world.
Thank you for your time and once again don't forget to restart as the only alternative is to mass recruit you into my tribe.
If you do not know what restarting is or are scared to go look for it never fear! The Spam King is here! Click this link and enter your secret combination of letters numbers and/or symbols (aka the password) and BAM! You're all set to go.
Soulfood today at 11:15
Hello again good sir, i would like to return you with a piece of advice. Just so you know what's right ahead of you, i'd ask of you to comfy yourself around two pillows, get a coffee and slip into a PJ. What you will witness in a moment will probably startle you, so i ask of you to DON'T PANIC!. Yes that's right, DON'T PANIC!.
So, first comes first, your mails are getting spread here like a bushfire in amazonas.
DON'T PANIC! though.
Im sure the firefighters will be able to control it sooner or later.
sure enough, DON'T PANIC!
So anyways, my only alternative is to get reqruited into this tribe, or get attacked huh? By two guys with a total of 600 points? Sounds like your desperate to get new members than trying to get me to restart.
Ive played this game for quite somewhile now, and even though i know you can't noble me just yet, and that all you can do is attacking me while ive put all my resources on either troop production or on buildings, while i keep dodging your attack, i'd say i'd last for awhile. And while you keep attacking me, you lose valuble troops and time to get only drops of resources in returt, aka. resulting in me powering ahead of you, i'd say that i should be the one telling YOU to restart.
Anyhow, i guess your tribe can be better and your tribe overall is rated pretty good. Although you ain't changing the score that much(neither would i), i'd say that i would have better chances in your tribe than i would in mine.
I guess what im trying to say is that... After careful consideration, i might join your tribe. Now getting an invitation from you is like asking for your mom to get off me, aka. its never going to happen.
DON'T PANIC!, meaning stay calm! I haven't finished just yet.
I'll take my chances and we'll see what happens Until then, DON'T PANIC!, stay calm and...
The nerve of some people!